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Old 29th Dec 2012, 10:03   #1 (permalink)

 
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TSA

The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results
October 2012


Statistics On Airport Screening

From: The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered
0

Transvestites
133

Hernias

1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172

Enlarged Prostates
8,249

Breast Implants
59,350

Natural Blondes
3

It was also discovered that 535 Members of
Congress had no balls.



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Old 29th Dec 2012, 20:05   #2 (permalink)
 
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Terrorists Discovered 0
Absolutely.

World's Gone Mad.

and ... The Bad Guys Will Do Precisely What They Want When They Want To Do It Next Time. and we all know that, except the Politicians with their heads in the sand seeking re-election.
QED.

P.s. I assume this should have been on Friday Jokes ( think it already has ? ) but if half serious there's nothing more to add to the multi TSA threads already discussed and abandoned. (and we're letting them get away with it. )
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