One handed economists

rotornut · 28th Dec 2012, 17:05

A friend of mine in the financial business, told me why his company likes one handed economists. The normal economists always say "On the one hand...
On the other hand... (generally the opposite)."

Firestorm · 28th Dec 2012, 17:38

And I think that ends the list of jokes about economists and economics!

G-CPTN · 28th Dec 2012, 17:53

Don't forget the left-handed bankers.

I believe that they congregate in wunches?

PLovett · 28th Dec 2012, 19:48

'Tis the same thing when you can find a forthright economist.......

OFSO · 28th Dec 2012, 20:26

Meteorologists were invented to make economists look good....

sisemen · 29th Dec 2012, 01:58

And accountants were invented to make meteorology seem an exciting, cutting edge profession.

KAG · 29th Dec 2012, 02:58

Economists tend to forget their "science" is nothing without the human behaviour, and they always study more statistics than psychology, hence the fact most of them are usually wrong, with or without a PhD.
At the end a man in the street (or on JB

) has the same credibility.

G&T ice n slice · 29th Dec 2012, 09:15

Harry S. Truman

cattletruck · 29th Dec 2012, 09:47

One handed economists and one handed internet surfers.
Are they one and the same?

Basil · 29th Dec 2012, 10:21

Banker I know, had a one-handed buddy who said that, at times, his disability was very popular with the ladies

Hat, coat, door! >>>>>

mike-wsm · 29th Dec 2012, 13:54

Runways are designated to suit six-toed aviators.

Victor Inox · 29th Dec 2012, 14:22

Quote:

Don't forget the left-handed bankers.

They do need their right hand to w@nk, don't they?

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