AtomKraft

Watch that Mandolin!

Mind you, you only do it once.

henrybluebottle

If you want a Christmas pudding that's a bit different, try Pudding Lane Pudding Lane Christmas Puddings
This year we had a chocolate & orange one -just like a jaffa. They do things like chocolate & macadamia, date & toffee as well as the classic. And they even export to UK.

david1300

Why would you want to slice a mandolin? If you don't like the tone, retune it or smash it with an axe!

Worrals in the wilds

Led Zep, medieval style .

david1300

Ed Zackery!

AtomKraft

One a them 'Tom-Tom' nav do-dahs.

I knows I needs one, but how you turn it on?

Hydromet

You have to charge it, then hold the button down, not just press it.

Dan Winterland

In 1995, the number one killer od airline pilots in the USA was chainsaw accidents.

TWT

A friend of mine is a paramedic.He told me about a call he made to a house where someone had been using a circular saw from a rental company on some floorboards.They cut through flesh very well he noted.I wouldn't touch a chainsaw or circular saw without some sort of safety training.

gingernut

"Hey Tom Tom, I loooove ya.."

Worrals in the wilds

Then throw it out the car window when it tries to take you on the road (or bay) less travelled. Bozo alert , but still...
GPS Sends Stradbroke Island Tourists Astray

I hate talking maps; they should be seen and not heard.

david1300

For you, WiTW

It breaks my heart, to see those stars
Slicing a perfectly good mandolin (apologies to John Hiatt)

gingernut

Top tip's I've picked up over the last few day's.....

1. Flying your grandson's remote control helicopter after beer is unwise.
2. Trying to fix it with "Superglue" following ingestion of beer is equally unwise.
3. Going for a wee after the two above actions is even more unwise.

ChrisVJ

A week in Cabo, ALL PAID UP. Usually such a week comes with attendant costs so this is a great prezzy.

Tools, one of those helicopter toys, new mouse for computer, books and jeans, (See, there is some value in having six kids.)

Today is my birthday. Won't know till later.

GuilhasXXI

I got a cold, and a shitty one...

stumpey

I got the complete collection of "Love Joy". All 6 series including specials, 3776 Min's!
I think its just about the best present they've ever got me.








The practise Sister gave me an insulin pen, that wasn't such a good present. (Didn't stop me opening the Port though. Do you think it will still be all right to carry on drinking it next Christmas)?

gileraguy

Blue Up

I got one too!

probes

- well, ginger, lucky you - how many unwise actions sorted out!
The only thing I miss is the photo of the grandson when he found out what Grandpa had done .

gingernut

Just watching "The Evil Dead II" and can't help noticing that the main character has a blatant disregard for chainsaw safety, biggest sin cutting through the floorboards using the tip.

Big no no

Evil Dead II (1987) - IMDb

Persia

Bentley Continental GT.