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Old 25th Sep 2012, 21:35   #1 (permalink)
 
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Dad was right, it does make you go blind
The mind boggles


Polish man stockings over head performing sex act on himself outside police station | Mail Online
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Old 25th Sep 2012, 22:25   #2 (permalink)

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Nudge, nudge, wank, wank, say no more...
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Old 25th Sep 2012, 22:27   #3 (permalink)
 
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Wear glasses and do it a little bit
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Old 25th Sep 2012, 22:36   #4 (permalink)
 
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He was a Pole polishing his pole, what's so unusual about that? If he'd gone to Specsavers he might have realised he was outside a Police station. What happened to his guide dog?

I think we should be told.
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Old 26th Sep 2012, 08:22   #5 (permalink)

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True to form, the Mail article provides a picture of women’s stockings to assist its readers who may be a little hard of understanding.
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Reading this thread in braille made me laugh.
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Who said that?
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Well, I've spent half a century researching this topic and .... er .....
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SSK, I was going to make the same comment...
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Old 26th Sep 2012, 10:22   #10 (permalink)
 
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Misread that last post. Let me just feel it once more.
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Old 26th Sep 2012, 12:17   #11 (permalink)
 
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I think I'll risk one eye.
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Old 26th Sep 2012, 19:22   #12 (permalink)
 
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I think I'll risk one eye.
That's a blinkered approach.
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Old 26th Sep 2012, 23:33   #13 (permalink)
 
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being Polish he misunderstood the instructions, which read "insert the small vibrator into your Jap's eye"
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For those of you who are most likely afflicted, this thread is about the effects of masturbation on eyesight.
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Old 27th Sep 2012, 02:45   #15 (permalink)
 
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Just do it until you need glasses, you will be ok.
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