Gulfstreamaviator

Perhaps these glasses should be exported to Sand Bottom...... then there would not be so many young ladies deported for distracting the local populus.....

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Ancient Observer

I was in Marlow yesterday with SWMBO.
SWMBO went in to one of those ladies shops that is so expensive that it needs to have a sale on all the time. I was "parked" outside in the sunshine.
Near me was fellow male, parked whilst his lady was inside.

He had an ageing Labrador with him.
The Lab ignored all male passers-by.

However, when a good looking lady went by, the dog did a serious ogle, and licked its chops.

Either nature, or brilliant Training.

Hydromet

Was the bloke blind, and the lab his guide dog?

Mechta

Those Haredi Jewish glasses will no doubt soon lead to a double bluff. Glasses that make others think the wearer only is only getting the blurred view, when in reality, he is getting and enjoying the full ogle, whilst appearing 'oh so righteous'.

27mm

Wear sunglasses - that way SWMBO won't notice you ogling....

RJM

Wear really dark glasses, pretend you're blind, and do it by feel.