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3rd Aug 2012, 20:52
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Aviator Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Age: 65
Posts: 1,518
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New caption contest.
Missed it by that much.
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3rd Aug 2012, 20:53
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: East of LGB
Age: 58
Posts: 449
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Mr. President, how much of a chance do you have against your opponent, Governor Romney?
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3rd Aug 2012, 20:59
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: dormerset
Age: 55
Posts: 24
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Tell me again, how big?
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3rd Aug 2012, 21:09
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: gone surfin'
Age: 48
Posts: 2,041
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"Okay, who's hidden the George Osbourne earplug?"
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3rd Aug 2012, 21:12
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More than just an ATCO
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Netherlands
Age: 64
Posts: 1,606
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Sorry, that isn't nine inches Mr. President.
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3rd Aug 2012, 21:14
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: The Land of Beer and Chocolate
Age: 45
Posts: 761
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Obama tells the world how the size of your ears doesn't necessarily tally with the size of any other part of you.....
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3rd Aug 2012, 21:19
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Planet Tharg
Posts: 2,398
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Bogey launch!
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3rd Aug 2012, 21:40
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: In the air
Age: 36
Posts: 6
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If that's what Michelle told you, she is lying.
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3rd Aug 2012, 21:55
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Stargazing
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: West
Posts: 412
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"Yup, we airbrushed out the joint, Mr President. Now you go ahead and tell them you didn't inhale."
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3rd Aug 2012, 22:15
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: East of LGB
Age: 58
Posts: 449
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"Yup, we airbrushed out the joint, Mr President. Now you go ahead and tell them you didn't inhale."
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Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner. 
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3rd Aug 2012, 22:53
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wayne Manor
Posts: 1,047
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'if i'm re-elected, the economy will grow this much'
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4th Aug 2012, 00:17
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Evertonian
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,821
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This is Obama Care.
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4th Aug 2012, 02:42
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 Probationary PPRuNer
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 1
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Piss me off, Mahmoud, and there'll be that much left of you when I'm finished!
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4th Aug 2012, 02:49
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Where the Quaboag River flows, USA
Age: 60
Posts: 2,264
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"This is Hilary's chances of being the Vice President in my second term."
GF
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4th Aug 2012, 03:17
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Join Date: Feb 1998
Location: Formerly of Nam
Posts: 1,597
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"Let me say this...theAmericanpeople are now...at long last...realising that my credibility is only...this much."
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4th Aug 2012, 03:23
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Seattle
Age: 52
Posts: 143
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" I will win because my voters read this much about what little I have accomplished."
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4th Aug 2012, 04:42
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 71
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I'm crushing you! to the reporter who asked what he meant by "you didn't built that".
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