17th Jul 2012, 13:41
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The A-Z Of... Profanity!
Lets have it then.. Starting with
A is for Arris (noun) : The natal cleft or backside. Origin Cockney, Arris = Aristotle = Bottle = Bottle & Glass = Arse. See also bum, bahoochie and Kyber.
17th Jul 2012, 13:55
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A Runyonesque Character
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B is for Bloody, which I was once told is a corruption of By Our Lady. My imagination is stretched on that point.
17th Jul 2012, 13:59
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Quote:
My imagination is stretched on that point.
Unlike an arris then.
C is for Crikey!
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17th Jul 2012, 14:23
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Tabs please !
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D is for Devil's Doorbell (noun) : The clematis, the wail switch, the otter's nose.
17th Jul 2012, 14:38
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E
is for Eee By Gum.
17th Jul 2012, 14:46
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F
is For Goodness Sake
Perhaps JB is becoming too mild
F is also for
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17th Jul 2012, 14:55
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F is for FlapJack mechanic. (NB The FlapJack being the appendage used for seperating the flaps)
17th Jul 2012, 15:20
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17th Jul 2012, 15:31
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A Runyonesque Character
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G adzooks - God's Hooks - the nails used in the Crucifixion
17th Jul 2012, 15:35
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H is for Homo's Overalls.. Pyjamas.
17th Jul 2012, 16:01
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(a bear of little brain)
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I must be for..............
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17th Jul 2012, 16:07
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J is for John Thomas, a well known Member
17th Jul 2012, 16:54
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K, knob as in butter
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17th Jul 2012, 17:07
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L
Lordy, Lordy! As when Mary-Lou's mother walks in on her and LeRoy cementing their friendship.
17th Jul 2012, 17:17
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M is for minge , although I've never heard it used as an insult.
17th Jul 2012, 17:19
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M
Mange de la merde
17th Jul 2012, 17:44
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Ni!
(We will say "Ni!" to you until you appease us!)
17th Jul 2012, 17:46
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O
'Orrible orifice aka arsehole
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17th Jul 2012, 17:49
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P is for
pardon my profanities!
17th Jul 2012, 17:55
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More than just an ATCO
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Q is the line at the prostitute's door
edited to add
and later at the Pox Doctor's door
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