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Old 10th Jul 2012, 19:59   #1 (permalink)
 
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Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time

Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time (From Falmouth Packet)

"A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.......

"He was discovered on Saturday by a child of the family on land at Woodbury House Farm, Tolgus Mount, Redruth.
When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues. ......

"There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud,” she said. “This is the only place he seeks to gratify himself in this particular manner. It goes back seven years....

“The family have to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment, as he has masturbated in a muck spreader and set fire to outbuildings, killing livestock in frustration when they cleaned out their farm equipment in an attempt to stop him from this lewd and obscene habit....

"His previous convictions included arson, burglary and harassment, and he had a caution for possession of extreme pornographic images in relation to animals. He had breached the restraining order before, quite soon after it was made, and for which he was sent to prison.
The magistrates sent Truscott to the crown court on March 23, saying the case was unsuitable for summary hearing.
He was remanded in custody. "
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Old 10th Jul 2012, 20:05   #2 (permalink)
 
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dirty git !
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he has masturbated in a muck spreader and set fire to outbuildings

Wow! Fair bit of friction he's generating then.
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Oh, dear - he's one of my ex-students (I taught at the College in Cornwall).
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Presumably the name of the game is:

"Slurry, I Haven't a Coo"!

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they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues
Why the tissues??? Really, why???????
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Wondered what the fuss was about, read it as Surrey.

Can't imagine why they don't fix this the simple way. Dig a pit in the corner of a field, fill it with much and charge him 20GBP each time he wants to use it. Just no creative thought out there these days.
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Oh, dear - he's one of my ex-students (I taught at the College in Cornwall).
I don't think we really want to know what you taught if that's what your ex-students get up to.........
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Old 10th Jul 2012, 21:12   #11 (permalink)
 
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He's really in the shit now!
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..."possession of extreme pornographic images in relation to animals..."

The mind boggles.
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Old 10th Jul 2012, 21:25   #13 (permalink)
 
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He's always in the shite, it's only the depth that varies.
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Why the tissues??? Really, why???????
naked=no sock

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A Maine man found himself in deep doo-doo after allegedly going on a tear at a local disc golf course — before he was apprehended by cops.

That's because they found him in the bottom of a port-a-potty.
Cops Find Naked Suspect at Bottom of Port-a-Potty | NBC Connecticut

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Tory, Lib Dem or Laborite?
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Dude! Seriously ?


He's been caught 'knocking one out' in slurry..

He'll be from the Green Party!
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Why the tissues??? Really, why???????
Wouldn't want to make a mess.
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I always wondered how they were conceived,
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Jokes aside,there are a lot of people out there who 'need help'.They are obviously ill.Hopefully this guy gets help (and is supervised).Unfortunately,in a lot of cases,the state just turns them loose due to budget restrictions.
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