Now I am not one to haunt these JB portals much so I accept I may be on dangerous ground by asking, but here goes. For those of you whose wives /girlfriends / partners have read or are reading this trilogy, can you tell me what, if any, effect these stories have had on your sex lives? A quick straw poll amongst friends suggests that the female of the species views such porn very differently to us males to the extent that it is simply a story and raises little by way of lasting sexual excitement. Your tales please ladies and gentlemen.
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Do you really mean to imply that there are in reality males who would derive a great deal by way of lasting sexual excitement upon reading of the antics of Mr Grey and a bonded virgin? Golly! I hope that sort of salaciously curious person doesn't frequent these forums!
So whats this book got that Justine, Juliette, and 120 Days of Sodom havn't? Get them to read those. Should be all the bedroom novels they need. Keep them away from "Venus in Furs" though - they might get the wrong ideas about female equality
Last edited by Milo Minderbinder; 7th Jul 2012 at 16:11.
These days you can buy vibrating cock rings in Tescos.
They might sell a few more if they made full size ones. The ones in your link look a tad small - diameter wise.
Talking of adult stuff, Mrs H and I have just spent a month in California, and unless you are in a bar, they now seem to refer to alcohol as an 'adult beverage' when they ask what you'd like to drink. Apparently to avoid any potential religous offence.
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I became curious when someone posted a picture of 'Elton John's wedding dress.' (A man in an inflated rubber ball.)
This lead me to searching though a sea of human predilections, and left me thinking 50 Shades is so mindbogglingly, boringly normal, that only charging into the bedroom on a JCB would be considered strange. Even then, if it had one of those pointy attachments affixed to the front, it would be sort of okay.
Better post this quick, before one of those lock things gets put on the thread. Oooooo . . . lock things. Where's the bromide?