Now I am not one to haunt these JB portals much so I accept I may be on dangerous ground by asking, but here goes. For those of you whose wives /girlfriends / partners have read or are reading this trilogy, can you tell me what, if any, effect these stories have had on your sex lives? A quick straw poll amongst friends suggests that the female of the species views such porn very differently to us males to the extent that it is simply a story and raises little by way of lasting sexual excitement. Your tales please ladies and gentlemen.
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Do you really mean to imply that there are in reality males who would derive a great deal by way of lasting sexual excitement upon reading of the antics of Mr Grey and a bonded virgin? Golly! I hope that sort of salaciously curious person doesn't frequent these forums!
I don't think that the branch of Tesco I sometimes use when visiting England has an aisle with geriatric sex aids on display. One shall ask the manager next time where to find such remedial toys.
So whats this book got that Justine, Juliette, and 120 Days of Sodom havn't? Get them to read those. Should be all the bedroom novels they need. Keep them away from "Venus in Furs" though - they might get the wrong ideas about female equality
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I'm not toning down my sex life for anyone, and I made that point to my girlfriend when she started reading "50 Shades of Grey". She still hasn't finished it
Was on a flight back from Richmond VA to Boston MA this week and some bint was reading the 50 shades thing. God, she was awful, so felt the book was a marital aid device in and of itself.
I suspect that some of the passages in 120 Days of Sodom would put a lot of people off sex for life, it was probably better not finished. De Sade at his best, or should it be worst?
apparently it was finished, but it got lost when he got out of the Bastille (was he released when it was stormed???) so he had to rewrite it all from memory and eventually gave up
These days you can buy vibrating cock rings in Tescos.
They might sell a few more if they made full size ones. The ones in your link look a tad small - diameter wise.
Talking of adult stuff, Mrs H and I have just spent a month in California, and unless you are in a bar, they now seem to refer to alcohol as an 'adult beverage' when they ask what you'd like to drink. Apparently to avoid any potential religous offence.
Not that I'm pushing these things, or anything ... but a bit of research show this girl can get both hands in the thing - plenty big enough for me, I would think!
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I became curious when someone posted a picture of 'Elton John's wedding dress.' (A man in an inflated rubber ball.)
This lead me to searching though a sea of human predilections, and left me thinking 50 Shades is so mindbogglingly, boringly normal, that only charging into the bedroom on a JCB would be considered strange. Even then, if it had one of those pointy attachments affixed to the front, it would be sort of okay.
Better post this quick, before one of those lock things gets put on the thread. Oooooo . . . lock things. Where's the bromide?
... but a bit of research show this girl can get both hands in the thing - plenty big enough for me, I would think!
