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Old 29th Jun 2012, 12:20   #1 (permalink)
 
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Trust me, I'm an Engineer

Been telling my wife that for years!

Great
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Old 29th Jun 2012, 12:59   #2 (permalink)
 
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Rusty, thanks for that! Guess it would appeal to someone from Hemel (just kidding). I live near Hemel and go there frequently. My bitch with the precint (and this applies to Watford to) is lack of sheltered space outside, if that makes any sense. I just want to sit outside, under cover, roll a ciggie or two and have a sip of coffee from my flask. Is that too much to ask from a Planning Engineer?
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Old 29th Jun 2012, 13:40   #3 (permalink)
 
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Rusty. Fantastic! Thanks.
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Old 29th Jun 2012, 15:03   #4 (permalink)
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Rusty great just sent to my the guys I used to work with.
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Old 29th Jun 2012, 15:13   #5 (permalink)
 
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so have I, brilliant, Ta Rusty
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Old 29th Jun 2012, 16:03   #6 (permalink)
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Old 29th Jun 2012, 16:05   #7 (permalink)
 
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time for the old joke....

"sicks munce ago i cudunt eeven spel enjineer - but now i are won!
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 01:01   #8 (permalink)
 
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In defence of us long suffering Engineers, of all persuasions, would someone be so kind as to search out and post a similar parody of an Architect?
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 07:42   #9 (permalink)
 
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You don't need to post parodies of architects, they are all over, out there, in steel and concrete.
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I wish I had said that, probes!
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 09:00   #11 (permalink)
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Very funny. But you left out stabilised earth, recycled PET bottles and cardboard...
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 09:29   #12 (permalink)
 
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For the most recent parody, look no further than the Shard. Achieves in one monumentally tasteless heap what most would believe impossible, it makes the grotty neighbourhood it is imposed upon, even grottier. Planning permission for it was endorsed by that well known arbiter of architectural excellence John Prescott, when deputy PM.

Heartbreaking, that this blot on London's skyline could not have been created without the complicity of engineers!
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 09:50   #13 (permalink)
 
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I considered Architecture as a career, but decided on RAF pilot when they said I might have to drop nuclear weapons on innocent children. I do have some morals.

May I add that I never even considered the Law, politics or journalism.
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 10:49   #14 (permalink)
 
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Planning 'engineers'? Women were designed by planners - pleasure gardens between the waterworks and the sewage works.
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 11:35   #15 (permalink)
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There are moral architects just as there are similar lawyers etc.

An immoral lawyer might accept money to help people avoid the proper consequences of their actions.

An 'immoral' architect could use the client's money to build a memorial to him (or, let's face it, her) self. Intellectual architects can also talk and write a lot of rubbish - known as 'archiwank'.

I always thought there was little chance for dodgery in the practice or discussion of engineering, and that engineers were therefore all 'stout fellows'.

So what's an example of 'immoral' engineering?
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At least your neither a politician or even worse a banker
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 11:54   #17 (permalink)
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I have my standards, thank you.
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 13:26   #18 (permalink)
 
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So what's an example of 'immoral' engineering?
Building a brothel?

Designing a willy-splint for impotent priests?

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Old 30th Jun 2012, 13:28   #19 (permalink)
 
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Immoral engineering will, I suspect, include the inspector(s) who passed this mall structure as safe over the past few years. Especially given every outside expert (architects and engineers) asked to quote appears to have told him this tragedy would happen without immediate (and expensive) remedial action.

Elliot Lake mall patched 'on the cheap,' ex-manager says - Canada - CBC News
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 13:47   #20 (permalink)
 
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For what it is worth, the PET bottle was designed by an Engineer.

The early ones needed a lump of summat else on the bottom. Back in the 80s a bright engineer showed them how to get rid of that summat else.

An Engineer.
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