An Answer To Global Warming
According to "researchers" and "scientists" who posted their "findings" in the journal 'Current Biology', they have calculated that Dinosaur farting put enough methane into the atmosphere to warm the planet during the hot, wet Mesozoic era.
Yup, farting dinosaurs caused global warming 150 million years ago.
The question as to how these "researchers" and "scientists" arrived at this conclusion, and what they used for calculations will remain open questions.
But, we all know that there are no dinosaurs now.
So I am going to go out on a limb here and posit that the supposed current global warming is caused by HUMAN FARTING.
So for heaven's sake people, if you don't want us all to roast anytime soon, will you please put a cork in it and STOP FARTING. Your farting is going to cause a virtual hell on earth if you don't stop.