Woman collapses at Heart Attack Grill while eating Double Bypass burger - Yahoo! Lifestyle UK
Idiotic! As the name suggests, to eat such amounts of said foodstuffs will PROB 80 induce some sort of cardiac malfunction. Hence the name of the establishment. Why then the surprise, or indeed a news report, when one actually keels over. They probably have a caption on the menu such as: "your meal is FREE! is you suffer from a cadiac arrest"
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