God help us all, they want to ban "Evolution" but won't ban "Creationism" (is that even a word? My spell check says it is). What if you are offended by Creationists? It's fricking discrimination, if you ask me, except they'll probably ban the use of the word "discrimination" as you could upset anyone who doesn't suffer from any sort of discrimination............
But what else would you expect from the city of nut-jobs who decided that smoking a cigarette in a public park is more harmful to the health of others around you than the fumes from the gridlocked traffic around you.............
But what else would you expect from the city of nut-jobs who decided that smoking a cigarette in a public park is more harmful to the health of others around you than the fumes from the gridlocked traffic around you.............
That's why I'm having trouble believing this story. Under dictator Blomberg, the New York City government is the most liberal, left leaning city government outside of San Fransisco.
Now I could buy off on Creationism being banned, but Evolution being banned, no way in hell. Christ, they banned salt in restaurants in New York City.
Christ, they banned salt in restaurants in New York City.
Surprised you got away with invoking the "C" word, con; I mean you blazenly refer to sodium Chloride, which must surely offend somebody somewhere. Shame on you.
Con-pilot: how dare you invoke the word Chloride. That word offends my sensibilities and self-worth. After reading this word I will suffer through post traumatic stress disorder. And all because of you. I'll lever be the same again.
In the future please refrain from the use of such an odious word.
Thank you.
The Politically Correct Management Team (aka, The Pussificators)
Con-pilot: how dare you invoke the word Chloride. That word offends my sensibilities and self-worth. After reading this word I will suffer through post traumatic stress disorder. And all because of you. I'll lever be the same again.
In the future please refrain from the use of such an odious word.
Thank you.
The Politically Correct Management Team (aka, The Pussificators)
Oh God you two, I completely lost my head there for a minute. I'm sooooooo sorry.
I shall force myself to have at least three Scotches this evening during happy hour to show my penance. It will tough, a hardship even, but some how I'll manage.
I shall force myself to have at least three Scotches this evening
It gets worse. When in a hole, stop digging. The Welsh and the Bhutanese to name but three will be outraged at your discrimination in favour of a beverage with such an overtly ethnic appellation. Have you no thought for their feelings, man?
And here I was about to write on how I was going to seek solace in a few Belgian Ales tonight. (After Con-pilot caused me so much mental anguish.) But the word Belgian may conjure up other, unseemly, images which could offend, for example, Eskimos. (Who are lucky they see the light of day, let alone Belgian Ale.)
I thought that you had better taste than to favour Johannes Pedestrian distilled grain, con, and the red tap on the device presumably indicates that the elixir is dispensed hot. An outrage to all folk of delicate disposition.
and the red tap on the device presumably indicates that the elixir is dispensed hot
Good God, I had not noticed that. Right then, out with the rubbish it goes.
Don't tell anyone, but actually I don't mind Johnny Walker Red once in a while, it's really not all that bad. Talking about Scotch, what is it with Australians and Scotch and Coke? Don't get me wrong, I love Australians, as they can find beer anywhere in the world, even were beer is banned.
