Ways to make a boring job more fun.

Loose rivets · 24th Mar 2012, 23:04

So many jobs are repetitive - think of ways to liven up an otherwise boring day.

galaxy flyer · 24th Mar 2012, 23:11

To bring aviation into Jet Blast (risky business, I admit) but I don't think pilot's should be trying to make their jobs less boring.

Admittedly, you can't say, "Bobby, put down down your beer and try this"' in an airplane. Hope not, anyway.

GF

Anthill · 25th Mar 2012, 01:46

A dull day at work is a good day at work..

rigpiggy · 25th Mar 2012, 02:01

Monty Python Airplane Pilots - YouTube

lomapaseo · 25th Mar 2012, 02:19

Well one could always use a bungee cord hung several feet over a trampoline for a hanging.

Probably could extend the entertainment for a minute before running out of rebound energy

Slasher · 25th Mar 2012, 06:24

Bit off topic but some mundane boring jobs at home helping
out the missus (when ordered to) can be fun if you tell her to
go topless.

Examples -

We have two irons/ironing boards so I help by ironing on one
while watching her do the same on the other.

Getting down on all fours to scrub a floor together.

In fact any job that gets her tits flopping and shaking around
I'm only too happy to assist in. Why not give it a try?

overun · 25th Mar 2012, 06:38

Gravity assist.

However you go about it, doggy fashion rules.

j3pipercub · 25th Mar 2012, 06:57

Slasher you're a genius!

11Fan · 25th Mar 2012, 16:27

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Why not give it a try?

Sounds reasonable to me. I'll go ahead and book her airfare. Business Class OK?

lomapaseo · 25th Mar 2012, 17:03

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Bit off topic but some mundane boring jobs at home helping
out the missus (when ordered to) can be fun if you tell her to
go topless.

you were born too late and missed the wringer on the old washing machines. You could of even offered to hand crank it for her

that's better than the old meat grinders we used to screw on the counter top

bnt · 25th Mar 2012, 17:58

I can't read about those old washing machines without imagining how it feels to "catch your tit in the wringer". I was hoping it was one of those colloquialisms that has no basis in reality, but it has happened. And you thought she was flat-chested before ..?

racedo · 26th Mar 2012, 01:45

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Bit off topic but some mundane boring jobs at home helping
out the missus (when ordered to) can be fun if you tell her to
go topless.

Examples -

We have two irons/ironing boards so I help by ironing on one
while watching her do the same on the other.

Getting down on all fours to scrub a floor together.

In fact any job that gets her tits flopping and shaking around
I'm only too happy to assist in. Why not give it a try?

Send the link to youtube and rest of us will follow and book her tickets

Hydromet · 26th Mar 2012, 01:55

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that's better than the old meat grinders we used to screw on the counter top

That's no way to talk about past girlfriends.

pigboat · 26th Mar 2012, 03:11

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That's no way to talk about past girlfriends.

Hydromet, you made my swig of my cold beverage come out my nose.

MagnusP · 26th Mar 2012, 09:55

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"catch your tit in the wringer"

Derek and Clive, I think it was, who said "I haven't laughed so f

g much since Granny caught her left tit in the mangle".

Lon More · 26th Mar 2012, 11:06

For an Air Traffic Controller the possibilities for fun are endless - and of course, being the only one present at the Inquest your version of events is always going to be accepted

rgbrock1 · 26th Mar 2012, 15:33

This thread is starting to become very titillating.

<hat, coat, parachute, away......>

hellsbrink · 26th Mar 2012, 16:25

Superglue. So many possibilities.

aditya104 · 26th Mar 2012, 17:19

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you made my swig of my cold beverage come out my nose.

Read it as: 'you made my swig of my old cleavage come out my nose'

11Fan · 26th Mar 2012, 17:27

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Superglue. So many possibilities.

Note to self: Next time make sure that the glue is placed so the receiver sticks to the phone, not to the ear.

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