Catalonian Hedge Shrew. Its mating season is June to September.
I wonder if the Catalonian Hedge Shrew is at all related to the North American Catatonic Mother-In-Law?
However, one difference is that the NACMIL's mating season never happens. Never. At least according to the North American Father-In-Law Poor Slob.
Does the Catalonian Hedge Shrew also suffer from verbal diarrhea? Has its' gums been observed flapping around its oral orifice emanating lots of banalities, innuendo, lies, exaggerations and general b.s.? Does the Catalonian Hedge Shrew sing a tune sounding with sounds similar to nails on a chalkboard?
Inquiring minds want to know!!!
(PS: Do you think there might be some passing Germans around who could flatten said North American Catatonic Mother-Out-Law? Please?)