Limerick Thread

[RJM]

The Pope is supposed to like Stella

[Hydromet]

The Pope is supposed to like Stella
It's a sheila's drink, not for a feller
Perhaps good red wine

[RJM]

The Pope is supposed to like Stella
It's a sheila's drink, not for a feller
Perhaps good red wine
(The altar stuff's fine)

[Arm out the window]

The Pope is supposed to like Stella
It's a sheila's drink, not for a feller
Perhaps good red wine
(The altar stuff's fine)
stirred with a fork bent by Uri Geller.


Things well-done by mediums are rare
though the gullible may get a scare
with their ominous groans
and scatterings of bones
you'd almost believe something's there.


She gave the glass ball a good whack

[RJM]

She gave the glass ball a good whack
"That's for predicting that I'll get the jack!"

[Hobo]

"-pot", she cried loud,
While we're here in this crowd,
Now it's your turn to get in the sack.



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"I'll lay you or Jack off" her boss said,

[treadigraph]

She lay back knickerless and legs spread

[RJM]

"I'll lay you or Jack off" her boss said,
She lay back knickerless and legs spread
"I've assumed the position
For your first proposition"

[treadigraph]

"Or I could hand you to Jack instead"


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When given a choice, have a think

[RJM]

When given a choice, have a think
Home early/stray pussy - don't blink

[Hobo]

Choose wrong, and I'll bet,
You'll have cause for regret,
And be chained, for a while, to the sink.

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Is our Limerick archive e'er lost?


See Housekeeping Sticky on JB main page....

The limerick thread has two pages of another thread attached first.....can these be deleted please, and can we be told what the limiting number of posts on a thread is?

If it's, say, 10k, can we have the last 10k less a page on a rolling basis?

[RJM]

Is our Limerick archive e'er lost?
To civilisation, what a great cost

[treadigraph]

Slasher's passion for tits
Was amongst the best bits


All is not lost chaps:

Part the First

[RJM]

Such great wit, in the bin toss'd.

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Treads was known for the length of his archive

[treadigraph]

He oft boasted that it stretched damn near five

[RJM]

Times under load

[goudie]

But heaven forbode

[Hobo]

In his shorts, if, he started to jive!

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"Mister Meat" of the Croydon Palais,


....aha! for the first time since page 2 of 'Part the First' - well done treads - I've got more limerick posts than goudie!!

Does this mean we've got to go through all that 'Lords of the Limerick' stuff again?

[treadigraph]

Would play "submarines" just off Calais
With an "up periscope"

[RJM]

Like the old trick with a rope

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