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Old 6th Dec 2011, 00:08   #1 (permalink)
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The Pope is supposed to like Stella
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 00:37   #2 (permalink)
 
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The Pope is supposed to like Stella
It's a sheila's drink, not for a feller
Perhaps good red wine
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 00:43   #3 (permalink)
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The Pope is supposed to like Stella
It's a sheila's drink, not for a feller
Perhaps good red wine
(The altar stuff's fine)

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The Pope is supposed to like Stella
It's a sheila's drink, not for a feller
Perhaps good red wine
(The altar stuff's fine)
stirred with a fork bent by Uri Geller.


Things well-done by mediums are rare
though the gullible may get a scare
with their ominous groans
and scatterings of bones
you'd almost believe something's there.


She gave the glass ball a good whack
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 05:45   #5 (permalink)
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She gave the glass ball a good whack
"That's for predicting that I'll get the jack!"
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 05:55   #6 (permalink)
 
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"-pot", she cried loud,
While we're here in this crowd,
Now it's your turn to get in the sack.



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"I'll lay you or Jack off" her boss said,
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 07:04   #7 (permalink)
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She lay back knickerless and legs spread
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 08:51   #8 (permalink)
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"I'll lay you or Jack off" her boss said,
She lay back knickerless and legs spread
"I've assumed the position
For your first proposition"
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 09:53   #9 (permalink)
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"Or I could hand you to Jack instead"


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When given a choice, have a think
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 11:36   #10 (permalink)
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When given a choice, have a think
Home early/stray pussy - don't blink
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 14:52   #11 (permalink)
 
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Choose wrong, and I'll bet,
You'll have cause for regret,
And be chained, for a while, to the sink.

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Is our Limerick archive e'er lost?


See Housekeeping Sticky on JB main page....

The limerick thread has two pages of another thread attached first.....can these be deleted please, and can we be told what the limiting number of posts on a thread is?

If it's, say, 10k, can we have the last 10k less a page on a rolling basis?
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 15:01   #12 (permalink)
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Is our Limerick archive e'er lost?
To civilisation, what a great cost
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 15:05   #13 (permalink)
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Slasher's passion for tits
Was amongst the best bits


All is not lost chaps:

Part the First
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 15:11   #14 (permalink)
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Such great wit, in the bin toss'd.

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Treads was known for the length of his archive
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 15:39   #15 (permalink)
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He oft boasted that it stretched damn near five
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 15:43   #16 (permalink)
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Times under load
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But heaven forbode
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In his shorts, if, he started to jive!

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....aha! for the first time since page 2 of 'Part the First' - well done treads - I've got more limerick posts than goudie!!

Does this mean we've got to go through all that 'Lords of the Limerick' stuff again?
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 18:16   #19 (permalink)
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Would play "submarines" just off Calais
With an "up periscope"
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 18:27   #20 (permalink)
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Like the old trick with a rope
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