Limerick Thread

[Hydromet]

She always showed lots of fine cleavage
And the neatly trimmed pubes on her beavage
While the shape of her derriere
Could not have looked merrier

[Arm out the window]

She always showed lots of fine cleavage
And the neatly trimmed pubes on her beavage
While the shape of her derriere
Could not have looked merrier
and was perfect for my relievage.

She pulled a good head on a beer

[treadigraph]

Charging prices that weren't really dear
And for just two quid more

[goudie]

She's dress like a whore

[VitaminGee]

She pulled a good head on a beer,
Charging prices that weren't really dear
And for just two quid more,
She's dress like a whore,
Complete with whip and tight leather gear.

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There was a young skinhead from Wapping,

[OFSO]

There was a young skinhead from Wapping,
Accompanied his mum when out shopping

[treadigraph]

He'd dress as a girl

[OFSO]

With a low-hanging curl

[goudie]

And loved flashing his legs when bebopping

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Dahn the Palias we was 'aving a jive

[Arm out the window]

There was a young skinhead from Wapping,
Accompanied his mum when out shopping
He'd dress as a girl
With a low-hanging curl
that looked like a dried-out cat's dropping.

[Arm out the window]

There was a young skinhead from Wapping,
Accompanied his mum when out shopping
He'd dress as a girl
With a low-hanging curl
And loved flashing his legs when bebopping

Dahn the Palias we was 'aving a jive
all night long, till a quarter to five

[tinpis]

Then they opened it til six
And renamed it Dix totally true. DIX was evil place and tin seen there many times

[treadigraph]

And Tinny'd often go there on the skive


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The night clubs in Croydon are dross
About them I don't give a toss

[Hobo]

And we ain't got a 'Hooters',

[treadigraph]

Just rioters and looters
Sue Perkins, Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss


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In Croydon, on a bright sunny day

[Hobo]

On the streets, Treads gave fivers away,

[OFSO]

And for those in distress
he'd raise up his dress

[goudie]

And offer a roll in the hay

[goudie]

This morning I became a cross dresser
'Cos putting me socks on I made a right mess a
Putting them on me feet

[treadigraph]

And although it looked sweet

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