Limerick Thread - Page 79

goudie · 13th Feb 2012, 19:45

Ze Fronch peelot alors was le kinky
Lived in a reum with a berm and a minky
Made a lot of Euro cash
Supplying his Holiness with hash
And take-outs from the local chinky
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A hooker and her very best chum
Charged an exorbitant sum

VitaminGee · 13th Feb 2012, 20:07

A hooker and her very best chum,
Charged an exorbitant sum,
One dressed as a nun,

Hydromet · 13th Feb 2012, 20:10

A hooker and her very best chum,
Charged an exorbitant sum,
One dressed as a nun,
And one as Henry Crun

Arm out the window · 13th Feb 2012, 21:58

A hooker and her very best chum,
Charged an exorbitant sum,
One dressed as a nun,
And one as Henry Crun
but then spent the damn lot on cheap rum.

A brewer from old Sydney town

Hobo · 13th Feb 2012, 23:02

Wore some Speedos in 'baby kak brown',

Hydromet · 14th Feb 2012, 00:21

A brewer from old Sydney town
Wore some Speedos in 'baby kak brown',
Whilst shoveling hops
He was visited b the cops

Arm out the window · 14th Feb 2012, 02:40

A brewer from old Sydney town
Wore some Speedos in 'baby kak brown',
Whilst shoveling hops
He was visited b the cops
who said "Yo mother, we're going down town".

It seems these cops came from New York

Slasher · 14th Feb 2012, 03:38

It seems these cops came from New York
Who had arrived to examine my stalk.
It seems that a lady uptown
Had found cum on her gown
And they prodded my dick with a fork.
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Hydromet · 14th Feb 2012, 04:53

The converse of what I'd done to her,
They said. There we were

treadigraph · 14th Feb 2012, 06:52

Caught bang to rights

VitaminGee · 14th Feb 2012, 07:02

The converse of what I'd done to her,
They said. There we were,
Caught bang to rights,
Making use of her tights,

treadigraph · 14th Feb 2012, 13:45

And arrest seemed likely to occur

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She fancied something different she said

goudie · 14th Feb 2012, 15:37

She fancied something different she said
So I knocked up a sex toy in me shed

LordGrumpy · 14th Feb 2012, 15:45

She fancied something different she said
So I knocked up a sex toy in me shed
Made of rivetts and steel
No chance for a feel
Didn't half clank in bed.

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I safely keep the key

Hydromet · 14th Feb 2012, 20:26

I safely keep the key
On a string 'round my neck, next to me.
If I need it in a hurry
There's never a worry

Mike X · 14th Feb 2012, 20:59

I safely keep the key
On a string 'round my neck, next to me.
If I need it in a hurry
There's never a worry
'Cos then I can watch her pee.
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Warm and soothing it is,

treadigraph · 14th Feb 2012, 21:14

Streaming a much needed piss

Hobo · 15th Feb 2012, 01:37

With two shakes at the end,

Hydromet · 15th Feb 2012, 05:22

Warm and soothing it is,
Streaming a much needed piss
With two shakes at the end,
Hope it doesn't offend
Her who's about to give it a kiss.
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When the RSM ordered "Stand easy"

OFSO · 15th Feb 2012, 05:40

When the RSM ordered "Stand easy"

He'd a haircut just done by Teasy-Weasy

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