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Old 24th Jan 2012, 19:18   #1181 (permalink)
 
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Perfect practise leads the way to perfection
Especially regards masturbation


New start
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 19:21   #1182 (permalink)


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Perfect practise leads the way to perfection
Especially regards masturbation
Though south of old warden
They are withered old men
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 19:24   #1183 (permalink)
 
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Perfect practise leads the way to perfection
Especially regards masturbation
Though south of old warden
They are withered old men
Which leads to procrastination.
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However, I've been thinking,
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 19:28   #1184 (permalink)
 
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However, I've been thinking,
that when in self-administered lust you're sinking
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 19:34   #1185 (permalink)
 
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However, I've been thinking,
that when in self-administered lust you're sinking
Crank up your chair
Don't despair
But avoid twinking.
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While I was perusing,
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 19:38   #1186 (permalink)
 
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Try to refrain
Have a walk in the rain
And eventually it'll start shrinking
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Procrastination is a sin and causes sorrow.
In fact I shall stop...tomorrow
But while I was perusing,
It became quite confusing
As other lines I started to borrow
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 19:39   #1187 (permalink)


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While I was perusing,
And ritually abusing,
The centrefold of the mail,



PS: No offence intended Mr Goudie....you are the star performer on here.
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 20:30   #1188 (permalink)
 
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While I'm pouring, just would like to say, a great mix here and wish all the greatest prosperity ahead.
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 21:40   #1189 (permalink)
 
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While I was perusing,
And ritually abusing,
The centrefold of the mail,
I would, without fail
Find her gender confusing.
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It wasn't the size of her tits
Or her moustache; that gave me the sh!ts
But her baritone voice
Didn't sound noice
And you should see her dangly bits!
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Centrefolds of indeterminate gender





Welcome back UGI/Strelnikov, haven't had the pleasure of your company before.
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 21:46   #1190 (permalink)
 
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Centrefolds of indeterminate gender
For magazines you are the spender.
I prefer the real.
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 21:49   #1191 (permalink)


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Centrefolds of indeterminate gender,
They confuse the Welsh on a bender,
There is no quarter with a Celt,




Hullo Hydro. Give them hell sir.
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 22:04   #1192 (permalink)
 
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they need their collar felt
And sent down as a serial offender


Quote:
No offence intended Mr Goudie


None taken UGI. I'm subjected to far worse by my fellow limerickers. All in the cause of filthy humour!
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 22:07   #1193 (permalink)
 
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Centrefolds of indeterminate gender
For magazines you are the spender.
I prefer the real.
If I can get good deal
And Euros I'm able to tender
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 22:08   #1194 (permalink)
 
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new start

Centrefolds of indeterminate gender
For magazines you are the spender.
I prefer the real.
If I can get good deal
Or buy the auto a fender
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Incorporated shorted to Inc








Make something of that
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 22:12   #1195 (permalink)
 
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Incorporated shorted to Inc
Is an accepted abbreviation...I think
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 22:12   #1196 (permalink)


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Incorporated shorted to Inc,
An affront, we'll have to wear pink,

Oops - I give way to Sir Goudie. Sail before steam.
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 22:29   #1197 (permalink)
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Limited shortened...



You can add my line to either Goudie or Strel... um, UGI's as you see fit! Or both if you imagination runs riot...

I'm off to bed, knackered...
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Old 25th Jan 2012, 05:17   #1198 (permalink)
 
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Incorporated shorted to Inc
Is an accepted abbreviation...I think
well, yes, that's quite true
and so it is too
that a prawn in the sun will soon stink.

Incorporated shorted to Inc,
An affront, we'll have to wear pink,
Well, some like it that way
such as those who are gay,
who say "Hi sailor, buy me a drink?"

Right, now we should be back on track
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Old 25th Jan 2012, 05:59   #1199 (permalink)
 
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Right, now we should be back on track
Said the man with ten inches 'on t'slack',
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Old 25th Jan 2012, 06:46   #1200 (permalink)
 
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Right, now we should be back on track
Said the man with ten inches 'on t'slack',
To his girlfriend's surprise
When it was on the rise
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