Perfect practise leads the way to perfection Especially regards masturbation Though south of old warden They are withered old men Which leads to procrastination.
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However, I've been thinking, that when in self-administered lust you're sinking Crank up your chair Don't despair But avoid twinking.
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Try to refrain Have a walk in the rain And eventually it'll start shrinking
------------------------------------- Procrastination is a sin and causes sorrow. In fact I shall stop...tomorrow But while I was perusing, It became quite confusing As other lines I started to borrow
While I was perusing, And ritually abusing, The centrefold of the mail, I would, without fail Find her gender confusing.
================= It wasn't the size of her tits Or her moustache; that gave me the sh!ts But her baritone voice Didn't sound noice And you should see her dangly bits!
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Welcome back UGI/Strelnikov, haven't had the pleasure of your company before.
Centrefolds of indeterminate gender For magazines you are the spender. I prefer the real. If I can get good deal Or buy the auto a fender
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Incorporated shorted to Inc Is an accepted abbreviation...I think well, yes, that's quite true and so it is too that a prawn in the sun will soon stink.
Incorporated shorted to Inc, An affront, we'll have to wear pink, Well, some like it that way such as those who are gay, who say "Hi sailor, buy me a drink?"
