Limerick Thread - Page 5

tinpis · 9th Dec 2011, 04:26

And Hobo is quite forlorn so I hear,
Hes threatening to cut off his ear,

Hydromet · 9th Dec 2011, 04:50

And Hobo is quite forlorn so I hear,
Hes threatening to cut off his ear,
He'll post it to the mods

treadigraph · 9th Dec 2011, 05:35

With a note: "Ear y'are Gods"

Hobo · 9th Dec 2011, 06:12

Then he'll turn round and 'moon' them his rear.

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When she cruised 'cross the pond on 'The Mary',

treadigraph · 9th Dec 2011, 07:05

Her cabin mate was a well known fairy

VitaminGee · 9th Dec 2011, 07:16

Oft known as Graham,
Who regularly caused mayhem,

goudie · 9th Dec 2011, 07:48

'Cos his behaviour could be exeedingly lairy

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When one is travelling first class

RJM · 9th Dec 2011, 09:52

When one is travelling first class
One's expected to drink from a glass

Hydromet · 9th Dec 2011, 10:32

When one is travelling first class
One's expected to drink from a glass
Not a can or a bottle

goudie · 9th Dec 2011, 11:06

When one is travelling first class
One's expected to drink from a glass
Not a can or a bottle
Or speak with stops glottal

OFSO · 9th Dec 2011, 13:40

When one is travelling first class
One's expected to drink from a glass
Not a can or a bottle
Or speak with stops glottal
Or have enemas thrust up one's @ss

The lady comes round with one's drink
On Eurostar - her knickers are of mink
'Neath a skirt quite the mini

Hobo · 9th Dec 2011, 15:02

And a laced trimed black pinny,

OFSO · 9th Dec 2011, 15:24

When she leans over, what you see, makes you think

Capot · 9th Dec 2011, 15:36

A naked wahine went swimming

Hobo · 9th Dec 2011, 16:06

You could see that her bush needed trimming,

RJM · 9th Dec 2011, 16:19

The Sargasso Sea
It looked like to me

VitaminGee · 9th Dec 2011, 16:30

A naked wahine went swimming
You could see that her bush needed trimming,
The Sargasso Sea
It looked like to me
But her upperworks were certainly brimming.

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Stretched out on a beach in Majorca,

tinpis · 9th Dec 2011, 16:55

Looking for someone to pork her,
Along came Slashers cat
Said "Oi, Ill have some a that"

RJM · 9th Dec 2011, 17:04

Stretched out on a beach in Majorca
Looking for someone to pork her,
Along came Slashers cat
Said "Oi, Ill have some a that"
She replied 'What a silver-tongued talker!'

RJM · 9th Dec 2011, 17:05

She rode into town on a scooter

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