Limerick Thread - Page 446

goudie · 29th Dec 2012, 13:50

And there's not a rat to be found

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The chief stoker was hard on his crew
But then to give him his due
Favourites he'd not
He buggered the lot
And quite a few others too
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Today OFSO is aged fifty three
And he looks so much younger, doesn't he?

He's led a quiet life
Or so says his wife
But we know better... don't we?

OFSO · 29th Dec 2012, 14:31

The chief stoker was hard on his crew
But then to give him his due
Favourites he'd not
He buggered the lot
With the possible exception of Blind Pew

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He didn't know where they were sailing

treadigraph · 29th Dec 2012, 14:34

And didn't care while he was nailing

goudie · 29th Dec 2012, 14:37

The one he'd chosen
Who was the bosun

OFSO · 29th Dec 2012, 15:47

Whom he'd lashed with the painter to the railing
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The cries echoed starboard and port
But pleas for help avail'd him naught

goudie · 29th Dec 2012, 15:51

The crew had a laff
As he was given one aft

OFSO · 29th Dec 2012, 16:02

Leaving him feeling quite amazingly fraught

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The golden rivet was there for inspection

Hobo · 29th Dec 2012, 16:30

The golden rivet was there for inspection,
In the door of the 'room of correction',
The skipper was funny,
He'd not go there for money,
But to look at the mate's stamp collection.

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The rest of the crew thought him crackers,

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goudie · 29th Dec 2012, 18:07

'Cos he would never tolerate slackers
On his ship
He'd give them the whip

treadigraph · 29th Dec 2012, 19:45

And at night he'd like them to be smackers

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There's a small rodent abroad in my house

Hydromet · 29th Dec 2012, 19:50

There's a small rodent abroad in my house
Is it possibly a mouse?
Or maybe a gerbil

goudie · 29th Dec 2012, 19:51

Go for the proverbial
Try shouting out loudly mouse, raus!

OFSO · 29th Dec 2012, 19:59

On the far horizon, my seventieth
Is waiting like some unseen coralreef
On which a shipwreck

goudie · 29th Dec 2012, 22:02

Who'll be by 'eck

Arm out the window · 29th Dec 2012, 23:17

On the far horizon, my seventieth
Is waiting like some unseen coralreef
On which a shipwreck
Who'll be by 'eck
a crew of girls who want OFSO's beef.

Seventy's the new sixty, they say

Hydromet · 30th Dec 2012, 01:21

Seventy's the new sixty, they say
If it's just like the old one, no way!

OFSO · 30th Dec 2012, 07:04

Seventy's the new sixty, they say
If it's just like the old one, no way!
The creaking of bones
leads to some old folk's homes

goudie · 30th Dec 2012, 08:02

Seventy's the new sixty, they say
If it's just like the old one, no way!
The creaking of bones
leads to some old folk's homes
But try to put off that fearful day
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Old age is full of trial and tribulation

Hobo · 30th Dec 2012, 08:55

Old age is full of trial and tribulation
And with regular motions, elation!

treadigraph · 30th Dec 2012, 09:04

Then it's off down the pub

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