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Old 30th Dec 2012, 11:11   #8901 (permalink)
 
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It's a pain when you work all weekend
But the spouse drives you right round the bend
when you get home
be prepared for a moan
And an uphill task to make amend
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I don't like fat legs or thin
But something that fits inbetween
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 11:18   #8902 (permalink)
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A nice pair of thighs
That are just the right size
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 11:53   #8903 (permalink)
 
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Are highly likely to lead me to sin.


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I like matching collar and cuffs,
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 12:44   #8904 (permalink)
 
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I like matching collar and cuffs,
and wearing lace makes me quite rough
It's the contrast, you see
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 13:52   #8905 (permalink)
 
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And surprise is the key
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 14:25   #8906 (permalink)
 
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Although sometimes she shouts "that's enough !"

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When Nanny wore leathers, and a whip
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 15:25   #8907 (permalink)
 
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When Nanny wore leathers, and a whip
And gave my ears more than a clip
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 17:13   #8908 (permalink)
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She'd then show me her smalls
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:16   #8909 (permalink)
 
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As she fondled me balls
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:17   #8910 (permalink)
 
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As she walked up the ramp to my ship.

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I was voyaging off to far parts,
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:22   #8911 (permalink)
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To be honest my rear end still smarts
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:23   #8912 (permalink)
 
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It was down in Port Said,
She first took me inside,
Closed the door and let go several farts.

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As the foul scented air filled my lungs,




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Old 30th Dec 2012, 19:15   #8913 (permalink)
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I regretted the locking of tongues
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 19:29   #8914 (permalink)
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I opened the winder
To see Tommy Trinder
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 20:19   #8915 (permalink)
 
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As the foul scented air filled my lungs,
I regretted the locking of tongues
I opened the winder
To see Tommy Trinder
And told her to put in the bungs.
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We wanted to see the pyramids
But she said "Remember your wife and kids."
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 20:23   #8916 (permalink)
 
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We wanted to see the pyramids
But she said "Remember your wife and kids."
I said, "They'll be fine,
I'll sell 'em on line"
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 21:02   #8917 (permalink)
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I'm certain there'll be plenty of bids


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I specified "buyer collects"
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 21:24   #8918 (permalink)
 
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I specified "buyer collects"
And hope the don't bring their specs
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Old 31st Dec 2012, 06:05   #8919 (permalink)
 
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I specified "buyer collects"
And hope the don't bring their specs
Some cannot wait:
To clear an Estate.
The sadness of personal effects.
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"I've spent the blooming lot".
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Old 31st Dec 2012, 06:22   #8920 (permalink)
 
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"I've spent the blooming lot".
Damned right! She took all I've got.
She ran off with another
So I've moved in with her mother
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