Limerick Thread - Page 4

RJM · 8th Dec 2011, 03:56

And showed her it in anticipation
They'd added six inches
And two tiny winches

Arm out the window · 8th Dec 2011, 03:57

A bloke told her he'd had 'the operation'
And showed her it in anticipation
but little did he know,
she was from the Today Show
and broadcasting live round the nation.

A bloke told her he'd had 'the operation'
And showed her it in anticipation
They'd added six inches
And two tiny winches
giving a whole new meaning to 'inflation'.

"You're on candid camera," she said

RJM · 8th Dec 2011, 04:00

"You're on candid camera," she said
When he'd undressed her and got her in bed

Hobo · 8th Dec 2011, 05:39

"You look smart and hirsute,
In your chimpanzee suit,
But take t'Captain's hat off of your head."

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Since a child, he'd been known as a poser,

treadigraph · 8th Dec 2011, 07:11

With a lunchbox suggesting part Xhosa

VitaminGee · 8th Dec 2011, 08:00

But he had to confess,
He liked wearing a dress,

goudie · 8th Dec 2011, 08:59

Answers to Deidre by them's that knows her

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Chaps of a particular ilk
Like to wear panties and bras made from silk

Hobo · 8th Dec 2011, 09:08

And some prefer sacking,

treadigraph · 8th Dec 2011, 09:25

With copious packing

Hydromet · 8th Dec 2011, 09:59

Chaps of a particular ilk
Like to wear panties and bras made from silk
And some prefer sacking,
With copious packing
And dining on fresh mothers milk.
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He was wearing black fishnet stockings

treadigraph · 8th Dec 2011, 10:13

From which came some curious knockings

RJM · 8th Dec 2011, 10:20

Turned out that inside
Along for the ride

Hobo · 8th Dec 2011, 11:22

Were two bishops just back from defrockings.

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Their mitres were on back-to-front,

treadigraph · 8th Dec 2011, 12:24

They thought it a jolly good stunt

OFSO · 8th Dec 2011, 13:06

and as for their chausables
They were simply implausables
embroidered with scenes from the hunt

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When making a deep genufluction

Hydromet · 8th Dec 2011, 19:55

When making a deep genufluction (sic)
One's likely to cause a ruction
If, instead if crossing
One starts out tossing
And finishes off with suction.
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The origin of some religious rites

treadigraph · 8th Dec 2011, 20:02

Can be found during the long winter nights

OFSO · 8th Dec 2011, 20:13

When we're prostrate in praise

RJM · 9th Dec 2011, 01:14

Depending which way we lays
And we promise to God not to get into fights

Slasher · 9th Dec 2011, 03:05

Our great bestest poetry has gone
Under "Housekeeping" excuses doggone!
The works of Lord Grumps and OSFO
And those of Goudie and Hydro
Lost forever in a great software con!

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