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Old 8th Dec 2011, 03:56   #61 (permalink)
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And showed her it in anticipation
They'd added six inches
And two tiny winches
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 03:57   #62 (permalink)
 
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A bloke told her he'd had 'the operation'
And showed her it in anticipation
but little did he know,
she was from the Today Show
and broadcasting live round the nation.

A bloke told her he'd had 'the operation'
And showed her it in anticipation
They'd added six inches
And two tiny winches
giving a whole new meaning to 'inflation'.


"You're on candid camera," she said
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 04:00   #63 (permalink)
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"You're on candid camera," she said
When he'd undressed her and got her in bed
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 05:39   #64 (permalink)
 
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"You look smart and hirsute,
In your chimpanzee suit,
But take t'Captain's hat off of your head."

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Since a child, he'd been known as a poser,
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 07:11   #65 (permalink)
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With a lunchbox suggesting part Xhosa
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 08:00   #66 (permalink)
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But he had to confess,
He liked wearing a dress,
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Answers to Deidre by them's that knows her

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Chaps of a particular ilk
Like to wear panties and bras made from silk
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And some prefer sacking,
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 09:25   #69 (permalink)
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With copious packing
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Chaps of a particular ilk
Like to wear panties and bras made from silk
And some prefer sacking,
With copious packing
And dining on fresh mothers milk.
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He was wearing black fishnet stockings
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 10:13   #71 (permalink)
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From which came some curious knockings
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 10:20   #72 (permalink)
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Turned out that inside
Along for the ride
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 11:22   #73 (permalink)
 
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Were two bishops just back from defrockings.

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Their mitres were on back-to-front,
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 12:24   #74 (permalink)
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They thought it a jolly good stunt
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and as for their chausables
They were simply implausables
embroidered with scenes from the hunt

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When making a deep genufluction

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Old 8th Dec 2011, 19:55   #76 (permalink)
 
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When making a deep genufluction (sic)
One's likely to cause a ruction
If, instead if crossing
One starts out tossing
And finishes off with suction.
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The origin of some religious rites
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 20:02   #77 (permalink)
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Can be found during the long winter nights
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When we're prostrate in praise
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Old 9th Dec 2011, 01:14   #79 (permalink)
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Depending which way we lays
And we promise to God not to get into fights
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Our great bestest poetry has gone
Under "Housekeeping" excuses doggone!
The works of Lord Grumps and OSFO
And those of Goudie and Hydro
Lost forever in a great software con!
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