Limerick Thread

[Mike X]

" 'Cos I'm dead if the Missus discovers,"
How many times I've had other lovers
And one was her sister
I couldn't resist 'er
And still we're under the covers.

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Oh, how I enjoy eating,

[treadigraph]

There's nowt that can it be beating

[OFSO]

For unlike sex

[Hobo]

Oh, how I enjoy (this hear) eating,
There's nowt that can it be beating
For unlike sex
Or food that's Tex-Mex,

[treadigraph]

There usually ain't any bleating


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I do like my steak to be rare

[Mike X]

I do like my steak to be rare
Is under eighteen fair ?

Edited to say, I'm listening to Beethoven's fifth piano concerto, opus 73 in E major.

[OFSO]

I do like my steak to be rare
Is under eighteen fair ?
If she likes Justin Bieber
Can I still munch her beaver ?

[Mike X]

I do like my steak to be rare
Is under eighteen fair ?
If she likes Justin Bieber
Can I still munch her beaver ?
Only if you like hair.
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I like hair, but not on my food,

[Slasher]

Nor pubes when I'm not in the mood.

[1859sqn]

But my heart does a flip,
When i see her landing strip,

[Mike X]

I like hair, but not on my food,
Nor pubes when I'm not in the mood.
But my heart does a flip,
When i see her landing strip,
Perfectly trimmed for the lewd.
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I went in and did some research,

[Slasher]

And she wants to be dirty and lewd.
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I went in and did some research,
On that bird who sat on my perch.

[Mike X]

I went in and did some research,
On that bird who sat on my perch
Would you believe
She couldn't conceive,

[Arm out the window]

I went in and did some research,
On that bird who sat on my perch
Would you believe
She couldn't conceive
so, perfect, no need for the church.


Nonetheless, she wanted a ring

[treadigraph]

Stuck straight through the end of my thing

[Hobo]

Not gold, mind you! Brass!

[1859sqn]

Just like the padlock on my arse,
Cos that's where i keep all my bling!

[Hydromet]

She told me I should get a piercing
I was going to - it was a near thing

[Arm out the window]

She told me I should get a piercing
I was going to - it was a near thing
but when the big bloke
came, my tackle to poke
with a needle, I ran - that's a fear thing.


Fight or flight, but why not combine them?
airborne boxing rings, they could design them

[goudie]

To get high enough
So they could box in the buff

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