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Old 7th Dec 2011, 10:11   #41 (permalink)
 
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Our limericks should be amusing
And for us old'un's, not too confusing
And not too near the mark,
Or the mods you will nark,
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 10:16   #42 (permalink)
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And Jet Blast rights you'll be losing...


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With the Bishop she was caught in flagrante



I was going to ask about Samantha's proximity to your right hand, but luckily I remembered to behave myself.
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With the Bishop she was caught in flagrante
By the Bishop's puritanical aunty




Samantha's proximity to your right hand,

Doesn't she sit on his right hand?
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 11:55   #44 (permalink)
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A public defrocking


I expect she wriggles about a bit... That's why Humph so often seemed distracted
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 12:00   #45 (permalink)
 
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just to complete the set....hope you don't mind treads...

Our limericks should be amusing
And for us old'un's, not too confusing
And not too near the mark,
Or the mods you will nark,
And Jet Blast rights you'll be losing...

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With the Bishop she was caught in flagrante
By the Bishop's puritanical aunty
A public defrocking
Would be Pprunefully shocking,
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With the Bishop she was caught in flagrante
By the Bishop's puritanical aunty
A public defrocking
Would be Pprunefully shocking,
Ending up in the inferno of Dante

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The Bosun had drunk all the rum
With the stoker, his very best chum
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 13:12   #47 (permalink)
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They drank all the whisky
And then they got frisky
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 15:58   #48 (permalink)
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Just like old Joshua Slocum




A drink fit for heroes is brandy
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 16:30   #49 (permalink)
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A bottle, and then when yer randy


Bin reading Joshuia Slocum's book recently - at least I got most of the way through it, something else intervened and it's been sitting on my bed side table for the past few months
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 17:37   #50 (permalink)
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You ring up your ex
And suggest you have sex


Slocum is one of the most good-natured and pleasant to read writers there is - everyone should read 'Sailing Alone Around The World'.
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 18:09   #51 (permalink)
 
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She says yes and she'll bring her friend Mandy
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 18:38   #52 (permalink)
 
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I just spent two days in Carcassonne
Rained all the time, but managed a song
after several Ricards




COULDN'T AGREE MORE ABOUT SLOCUM. A FINE MAN. JUST HOPE HIS SPIRIT IS STILL SAILING "SPRAY" OUT THERE SOMEWHERE......
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 19:31   #53 (permalink)
 
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I just spent two days in Carcassonne
Rained all the time, but managed a song
after several Ricards
One then dis-regards
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 20:29   #54 (permalink)
 
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I just spent two days in Carcassonne
Rained all the time, but managed a song
after several Ricards
One then dis-regards
The rules, and then you are gone.
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On days when it's cold, wet and windy
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 20:35   #55 (permalink)
 
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On days when it's cold, wet and windy
An old flame comes to mind - 'spotty Cindy',
For cold were her parts,
And wet were her farts,
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 21:02   #56 (permalink)
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And she said I was Mork to her Mindy


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A flatulent blonde from Dalwhinnie
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A flatulent blonde from Dalwhinnie
Hid herself in a spinney
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 22:23   #58 (permalink)
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If she was quick,
She hoped for a prick,
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 00:31   #59 (permalink)
 
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A flatulent blonde from Dalwhinnie
Hid herself in a spinney
If she was quick,
She hoped for a prick,
But finished up with a piccaninni
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A bloke told her he'd had 'the operation'
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 02:54   #60 (permalink)
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And showed her it in anticiption
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