Limerick Thread

[RJM]

She rapidly covered the distance
But was found to have rocket assistance

[OFSO]

She rapidly covered the distance
But was found to have rocket assistance
Three bowls of baked beans
Exhaust like you never have seen

[Arm out the window]

She rapidly covered the distance
But was found to have rocket assistance
Three bowls of baked beans
Exhaust like you never have seen
and thrust vectored, could turn on a sixpence.


She totally cleared the arena

[treadigraph]

By golly, but you shoulda see 'er!

[Hydromet]

She totally cleared the arena
By golly, but you shoulda seen 'er!
Not just over the bar
But a long jump, so far

[RJM]

She totally cleared the arena
By golly, but you shoulda seen 'er!
Not just over the bar
But a long jump, so far
She's now a Forest of Deaner


(How do you describe those people?)


There's a pub in the Forest of Dean

[Arm out the window]

There's a pub in the Forest of Dene
where the beer is not amber, it's green

[goudie]

It tastes bloody awful
Not sure that it's lawful

[treadigraph]

Though I once got a pint in East Sheen


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"This beer has a rather strange hue"

[RJM]

"This beer has a rather strange hue"
"I think it's fine. How p*ssed are you?"

[treadigraph]

I thunk I'm not drink

[Hydromet]

"This beer has a rather strange hue"
"I think it's fine. How p*ssed are you?"
I thunk I'm not drink
But my beer is pink
And my bladder, it goes straight through.
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I quite fancy the publican's daughter

[Slasher]

And shagging her rotten I oughta.

[gerry111]

Last drinks she called

[treadigraph]

And then was appalled

[Hobo]

I quite fancy the publican's daughter
And shagging her rotten I oughta.
Last drinks she called
And then was appalled
As she spoke just like Janet Street Porter.


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I've a bad case of post 'lympic blues,

[treadigraph]

Even though it's all still in the news
To get over this hurdle

[RJM]

Is hard in this dirndl

[treadigraph]

And a nice pair of stiletto shoes


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How dare they claim I'd been cheating!

[Arm out the window]

How dare they claim I'd been cheating!
it's just, lots of pills I've been eating

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