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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 08:19   #5461 (permalink)
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As she took a firm hold on the baton,
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 08:47   #5462 (permalink)
 
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As she took a firm hold on the baton,
I thought "Wouldn't it be nice if she sat on
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 09:41   #5463 (permalink)
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top of my face
When she's won the race
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 10:44   #5464 (permalink)
 
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Which began a night of deep passion
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 12:02   #5465 (permalink)
 
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She cried out "I'm going for the gold"
and with that, she did something bold
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 12:17   #5466 (permalink)
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Without thoughful pause
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 12:20   #5467 (permalink)
 
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She cried out "I'm going for the gold"
and with that, she did something bold
Without thoughful pause.
Hear! The crowd roars!
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 13:23   #5468 (permalink)
 
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Of his meat and two veg she took hold.

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"This is no Clean and Jerk - it's a Snatch"
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 14:20   #5469 (permalink)
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"Now sonny, none of that on my patch!"
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 14:43   #5470 (permalink)
 
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As me willy took the strain
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 15:22   #5471 (permalink)

 
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My semen....it did drain
Before any pussy could it catch.
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 15:48   #5472 (permalink)
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She seemed remarkably limber
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As she climbed amongst the timber,
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 17:26   #5474 (permalink)
 
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But death-watch beetle
was in the steeple
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 19:40   #5475 (permalink)
 
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So she ended up with legs akimber
(poetic licence)
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 23:04   #5476 (permalink)
 
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As she swung her oar in the rowlocks
I kept time with the throb in my bollocks
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Old 4th Aug 2012, 05:36   #5477 (permalink)
 
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As she swung her oar in the rowlocks
I kept time with the throb in my bollocks
You could hear the crowd's shouts,
At her ins and her outs,
As I watched her norks - Castor and Pollux.

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The heavenly twins were strapped tight,
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Old 4th Aug 2012, 06:50   #5478 (permalink)
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From a distance they looked rather slight
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Old 4th Aug 2012, 07:41   #5479 (permalink)
 
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But by Jupiter
When yer got close to her
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Old 4th Aug 2012, 08:10   #5480 (permalink)
 
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The heavenly twins were strapped tight,
From a distance they looked rather slight
But by Jupiter
When yer got close to her
Unfettered and in bright sunlight....

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Smooth soft skin with no hint of a ripple,
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