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Old 16th Jun 2012, 07:22   #4161 (permalink)
 
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And as I was feeling quite fruity
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 08:08   #4162 (permalink)
 
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I whispered a " Hi "
Slid my hand up her thigh,
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 12:34   #4163 (permalink)
 
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At a distance she looked like a beauty
And as I was feeling quite fruity
I whispered a " Hi "
Slid my hand up her thigh,
And then asked if I might see her cutie.

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It was hidden beneath 'Dreadnought' drawers,
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 12:46   #4164 (permalink)
 
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It was hidden beneath 'Dreadnought' drawers,
and on finding it, gave me to pause
the feeling of fur
and the sound of a purr

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Old 16th Jun 2012, 13:53   #4165 (permalink)
 
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As she dropped to the floor on all fours.-

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Now position is the key to success
And my favourite's a strange one, I confess

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Old 16th Jun 2012, 14:41   #4166 (permalink)
 
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Now position is the key to success
And my favourite's a strange one, I confess
For I stay quite aloof
While I hang from the roof
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 15:00   #4167 (permalink)
 
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Wearing my best gingham dress

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My new girlfriend loves a good flogging
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 15:04   #4168 (permalink)
 
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Saves me the trouble of doing some dogging
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 15:31   #4169 (permalink)
 
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Cos once i started chewing Bonio
I'm now on my ownio
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 15:46   #4170 (permalink)
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Way out in Ontario, logging.
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 18:50   #4171 (permalink)
 
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The life of a lumberjack
Gets lonely in an old wooden shack
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 20:02   #4172 (permalink)
 
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Which i guess kinda explains why my girlfriend's name is Mack,
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 20:11   #4173 (permalink)
 
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With the wolves ahowling
And grizzlies agrowling





1859sqn I don't think your line rhymes or scans very well or is that just some info re your girlfriend?

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Old 16th Jun 2012, 20:15   #4174 (permalink)
 
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Not to mention the Drop Bear who's waiting, way out back

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The pleasures of a midnight pee
Tend to deminish after having a wee
When you raise the seat
and en-wettern your feet

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Old 16th Jun 2012, 20:20   #4175 (permalink)
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The pleasures of a midnight pee
Tend to deminish after having a wee
If you've p*ssed on an ant nest
And woken from their rest
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 20:23   #4176 (permalink)
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The pleasures of a midnight pee
Tend to deminish after having a wee
When you raise the seat
and en-wettern your feet
Then slip, hurting your knee
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Old 16th Jun 2012, 21:11   #4177 (permalink)
 
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When nocturnal urination
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Old 17th Jun 2012, 00:20   #4178 (permalink)
 
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When nocturnal urination
is done 'neath the constellations,
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Old 17th Jun 2012, 03:44   #4179 (permalink)
 
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Off of Hammersmith bridge,
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Old 17th Jun 2012, 07:20   #4180 (permalink)
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