16th Jun 2012, 07:22
#4161 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
And as I was feeling quite fruity
16th Jun 2012, 08:08
#4162 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kent UK
Age: 63
Posts: 61
I whispered a " Hi " Slid my hand up her thigh,
16th Jun 2012, 12:34
#4163 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 305
At a distance she looked like a beauty And as I was feeling quite fruity I whispered a " Hi " Slid my hand up her thigh, And then asked if I might see her cutie.
==============================
It was hidden beneath 'Dreadnought' drawers,
16th Jun 2012, 12:46
#4164 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Somewhere between E17487 and F75775
Posts: 514
It was hidden beneath 'Dreadnought' drawers, and on finding it, gave me to pause the feeling of fur and the sound of a purr
Last edited by OFSO; 16th Jun 2012 at 12:47 .
16th Jun 2012, 13:53
#4165 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
As she dropped to the floor on all fours.-
----------------------------------------------- Now position is the key to success And my favourite's a strange one, I confess
Last edited by goudie; 16th Jun 2012 at 13:53 .
16th Jun 2012, 14:41
#4166 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Somewhere between E17487 and F75775
Posts: 514
Now position is the key to success And my favourite's a strange one, I confess For I stay quite aloof While I hang from the roof
16th Jun 2012, 15:00
#4167 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
Wearing my best gingham dress
----------------------------------- My new girlfriend loves a good flogging
16th Jun 2012, 15:04
#4168 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Somewhere between E17487 and F75775
Posts: 514
Saves me the trouble of doing some dogging
16th Jun 2012, 15:31
#4169 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kent UK
Age: 63
Posts: 61
Cos once i started chewing Bonio I'm now on my ownio
16th Jun 2012, 15:46
#4170 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Orstralia
Posts: 274
Way out in Ontario, logging.
16th Jun 2012, 18:50
#4171 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
The life of a lumberjack Gets lonely in an old wooden shack
16th Jun 2012, 20:02
#4172 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kent UK
Age: 63
Posts: 61
Which i guess kinda explains why my girlfriend's name is Mack,
16th Jun 2012, 20:11
#4173 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
With the wolves ahowling
And grizzlies agrowling
1859sqn I don't think your line rhymes or scans very well or is that just some info re your girlfriend?
Last edited by goudie; 16th Jun 2012 at 20:13 .
16th Jun 2012, 20:15
#4174 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Somewhere between E17487 and F75775
Posts: 514
Not to mention the Drop Bear who's waiting, way out back
__________________________________
The pleasures of a midnight pee Tend to deminish after having a wee When you raise the seat and en-wettern your feet
Last edited by OFSO; 16th Jun 2012 at 20:16 .
16th Jun 2012, 20:20
#4175 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Orstralia
Posts: 274
The pleasures of a midnight pee Tend to deminish after having a wee If you've p*ssed on an ant nest And woken from their rest
16th Jun 2012, 20:23
#4176 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Orstralia
Posts: 274
The pleasures of a midnight pee Tend to deminish after having a wee When you raise the seat and en-wettern your feet Then slip, hurting your knee
16th Jun 2012, 21:11
#4177 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
When nocturnal urination
17th Jun 2012, 00:20
#4178 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: North Queensland, Australia
Posts: 1,914
When nocturnal urination is done 'neath the constellations,
17th Jun 2012, 03:44
#4179 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 305
Off of Hammersmith bridge,
17th Jun 2012, 07:20
#4180 (permalink )
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 49
Posts: 3,152
In to an old fridge
This ad will disappear if you login