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Old 6th Dec 2011, 19:20   #21 (permalink)
 
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"Mister Meat" of the Croydon Palais,
Would play "submarines" just off Calais
With an "up periscope"
Like the old trick with a rope
He'd invite girlfriends back to his chalet.

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Where he'd bore them with maritime law,
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 19:24   #22 (permalink)
 
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Where he'd bore them with maritime law,
And his virgin busting, runs ashore

All hail to Lord Hobo
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 19:25   #23 (permalink)
 
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Where he'd bore them with maritime law,
And his virgin busting, runs ashore
Until, in desperation
They'd offer fellation
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 19:36   #24 (permalink)
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Which would leave him calling for more


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He had a certain sailorly habit
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Where he'd bore them with maritime law,
And his virgin busting, runs ashore
Until, in desperation
They'd offer fellation
You'll get, an aching jaw.



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He had a certain sailorly habit
Shouting, antiseptic I'll dab it
This thread it has been docked
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 19:52   #26 (permalink)
 
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He had a certain sailorly habit
Shouting, antiseptic I'll dab it
This thread it has been docked
What, Hobo defrocked?!
Will they still let him wear his jabot?
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With his gold aguillettes on his shoulder
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 20:36   #27 (permalink)
 
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With his gold aguillettes on his shoulder
And looking dashing, she begged him to hold her
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 22:20   #28 (permalink)
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With his gold aguillettes on his shoulder
And looking dashing, she begged him to hold her
Purse while she peed
In her time of need
All class she were, they don't come bolder


You're guaranteed, in No 1 Rig

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Old 6th Dec 2011, 23:49   #29 (permalink)
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In Bugis street to end up with a pig,
Of indeterminate gender
After a bender
At goudies short time last price gig.

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On my banjo, I'm having a burst,
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 04:47   #31 (permalink)
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But Doyle got his Geetar
and played first
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 05:35   #32 (permalink)
 
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On my banjo, I'm having a burst,
But Doyle got his Geetar and played first,
While Doc Watson and Merle,




That's not pickin'......THIS is pickin'....

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Old 7th Dec 2011, 05:39   #33 (permalink)
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On my banjo, I'm having a burst,
But Doyle got his Geetar and played first,
While Doc Watson, Merle
an' Scruggs gave it a whirl

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Old 7th Dec 2011, 05:52   #34 (permalink)
 
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On my banjo, I'm having a burst,
But Doyle got his Geetar and played first,
While Doc Watson, Merle
an' Scruggs gave it a whirl
And just none of them came off the worst.

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While he cleans all the dust and wax off,
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 06:03   #35 (permalink)
 
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While he cleans all the dust and wax off,
Stay out of the way if you cough
From the dust in the air
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 06:53   #36 (permalink)
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Appeared young Isla Blair


Morning Humph!
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 08:07   #37 (permalink)
 
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Which thought puts me in mind of a boff.

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In part two, let us strive for perfection,



...I'm sorry, I haven't a clue to what you allude treads...

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In part two, let us strive for perfection,
Like a perfectly well honed erection
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In part two, let us strive for perfection,
Like a perfectly well honed erection
Perfect in length,
In girth and in strength
And totally free from infection.
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Our limericks should be amusing
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Our limericks should be amusing
And for us old'un's, not too confusing
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