Limerick Thread

[Slasher]

Her breasts were just like two fried eggs
But with nipples like chapel hat pegs
And 'twas said of her bottom
that steel undies, it'd rot 'em
Not to mention the hair on her legs.
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[Hydromet]

They looked like they were covered in barbed wire
Turned off any hint of desire

[goudie]

One's rampant erection
Took a nosedive direction

[OFSO]

And my revulsion couldn't get too much higher

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I said to her "you need a trim
to both sides and the middle of your qu*m"

[RJM]

I said to her "you need a trim
to both sides and the middle of your qu*m"
And as for that hat

[Slasher]

I said to her "you need a trim
to both sides and the middle of your qu*m"
With pubes down to her knees
And infested with fleas
Her chance of a fcuk is quite grim!
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I said to her "you need a trim
to both sides and the middle of your qu*m"
And as for that hat

[treadigraph]

Or has a cow shat?

[VitaminGee]

I said to her "you need a trim
to both sides and the middle of your qu*m"
And as for that hat
Or has a cow shat?
Either way it looks a bit grim.

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There was an old pilot from Wapping,

[Hydromet]

There was an old pilot from Wapping,
Whose genitalia kept flopping.
It would never stay rigid

[treadigraph]

So he asked Sister Bridget

[OFSO]

To spray on some Strawberry Topping


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Then, requesting her to lick off the cream

[treadigraph]

For which she was eager, so it would seem

[RJM]

She was suddenly shy
And zipped up his fly

[Hobo]

Caught his foreskin - he started to scream!

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[OFSO]

The cherry she placed on the end
Was so heavy, it caused it to bend

[1859sqn]

But not as much as the banana
Oh she was SUCH a charmer,

[Hydromet]

The cherry she placed on the end
Was so heavy, it caused it to bend
But not as much as the banana
Oh she was SUCH a charmer,
She's guaranteed to offend.
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She would play with erotic fruit

[VitaminGee]

She would play with erotic fruit,
Using skills she'd learned on a flute,
Her lips she would purse,

[Hobo]

And then, what's slightly worse,
She'd extract a courgette from her shute.

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She'd then rub it against a cheese grater,

[treadigraph]

To make a vegetarian vibrator
She'd sigh with the pleasure
Of a dong made to measure
And she had saved the shavings for later


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You'll find her at the Tesco veg counter

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