4th May 2012, 09:52
#3181 (permalink )
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 49
Posts: 3,152
And was completely amazed when she said:
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"You are just not enough of a man"
4th May 2012, 10:32
#3182 (permalink )
Probationary PPRuNer
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: suffolk
Age: 46
Posts: 2
You got to get harder if you can so she gave him a pill
4th May 2012, 11:21
#3183 (permalink )
Blame My Parrot
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somerdorset, UK
Age: 58
Posts: 225
And then waited until,
4th May 2012, 11:39
#3184 (permalink )
Probationary PPRuNer
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: suffolk
Age: 46
Posts: 2
"You are just not enough of a man" You got to get harder if you can so she gave him a pill And then waited until, It grew to the optimum span!!
Now it was hard and starting to throb
4th May 2012, 11:45
#3185 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 93
Now it was hard and starting to throb
(Minutes before, it had just been a blob)
4th May 2012, 11:48
#3186 (permalink )
Probationary PPRuNer
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: suffolk
Age: 46
Posts: 2
Now it was hard and starting to throb
(Minutes before, it had just been a blob) now upright and thick that sure did the trick
4th May 2012, 12:05
#3187 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 305
So I turned down the gas on the hob.
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It's not often I cook such a dish,
4th May 2012, 12:25
#3188 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 93
It's not often I cook such a dish, It's meat, but it smells like fish It's the chef's surprise
4th May 2012, 12:54
#3189 (permalink )
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 49
Posts: 3,152
It's made from dead flies
4th May 2012, 13:10
#3190 (permalink )
Probationary PPRuNer
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: suffolk
Age: 46
Posts: 2
It's not often I cook such a dish, It's meat, but it smells like fish It's the chef's surprise It's made from dead flies so swat it with the thing that goes Swishhhhhh
4th May 2012, 13:30
#3191 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kent UK
Age: 63
Posts: 61
(even tho its really rather dee....lish)
4th May 2012, 13:31
#3192 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: MerryEngland
Posts: 54
And this starts the next
(even tho its really rather dee....lish) What an egg and bacon quiche?
4th May 2012, 13:35
#3193 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kent UK
Age: 63
Posts: 61
Nah, chips and battered feesh!
4th May 2012, 22:28
#3194 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
(even tho its really rather dee....lish) What an egg and bacon quiche? With lots of brown sauce
4th May 2012, 22:31
#3195 (permalink )
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 49
Posts: 3,152
And black pudding of course
What a disgrace, eh. Goudie? There's you working hard on yer tan in Hawaii and me busy keeping publicans and brewers employed in Sarf Lunnun, and this lot let the lim thread slide to page 2... Slackers...
4th May 2012, 22:53
#3196 (permalink )
Silly Old Git
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: saiba spes
Posts: 3,739
Thems Hawaii-ins know how to eat
On planes they take up two seat
They exercise daily
On a ukelele
And rub noses whenever they meet
Order the humuhumunukunukuâpua`a and chips Goudie
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4th May 2012, 23:03
#3197 (permalink )
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 49
Posts: 3,152
Order the humuhumunukunukuâpua`a and chips Goudie
It may sound it, but it's not all that rowdy
4th May 2012, 23:42
#3198 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 93
(even tho its really rather dee....lish) What an egg and bacon quiche? With lots of brown sauce And black pudding of course Served up in a large baking dish. (tidying up)
======================= Order the humuhumunukunukuâpua`a and chips Goudie It may sound it, but it's not all that rowdy Should I deep fry it in batter? If I don't, will it matter?
5th May 2012, 04:52
#3199 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
Not to me 'cos I'm just an old foodie
5th May 2012, 04:55
#3200 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
All this eye candy is driving me nuts
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