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Old 4th May 2012, 09:52   #3181 (permalink)
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And was completely amazed when she said:


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"You are just not enough of a man"
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Old 4th May 2012, 10:32   #3182 (permalink)


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You got to get harder if you can
so she gave him a pill
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Old 4th May 2012, 11:21   #3183 (permalink)
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And then waited until,
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Old 4th May 2012, 11:39   #3184 (permalink)


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"You are just not enough of a man"
You got to get harder if you can
so she gave him a pill
And then waited until,
It grew to the optimum span!!




Now it was hard and starting to throb
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Old 4th May 2012, 11:45   #3185 (permalink)
 
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Now it was hard and starting to throb
(Minutes before, it had just been a blob)
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Old 4th May 2012, 11:48   #3186 (permalink)


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Now it was hard and starting to throb
(Minutes before, it had just been a blob)
now upright and thick
that sure did the trick
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Old 4th May 2012, 12:05   #3187 (permalink)
 
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So I turned down the gas on the hob.

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It's not often I cook such a dish,
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Old 4th May 2012, 12:25   #3188 (permalink)
 
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It's not often I cook such a dish,
It's meat, but it smells like fish
It's the chef's surprise
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Old 4th May 2012, 12:54   #3189 (permalink)
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It's made from dead flies
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Old 4th May 2012, 13:10   #3190 (permalink)


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It's not often I cook such a dish,
It's meat, but it smells like fish
It's the chef's surprise
It's made from dead flies
so swat it with the thing that goes Swishhhhhh
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Old 4th May 2012, 13:30   #3191 (permalink)
 
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(even tho its really rather dee....lish)
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Old 4th May 2012, 13:31   #3192 (permalink)
 
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And this starts the next

(even tho its really rather dee....lish)
What an egg and bacon quiche?
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Old 4th May 2012, 13:35   #3193 (permalink)
 
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Nah, chips and battered feesh!
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Old 4th May 2012, 22:28   #3194 (permalink)
 
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(even tho its really rather dee....lish)
What an egg and bacon quiche?
With lots of brown sauce
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Old 4th May 2012, 22:31   #3195 (permalink)
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And black pudding of course


What a disgrace, eh. Goudie? There's you working hard on yer tan in Hawaii and me busy keeping publicans and brewers employed in Sarf Lunnun, and this lot let the lim thread slide to page 2... Slackers...
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Old 4th May 2012, 22:53   #3196 (permalink)
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Thems Hawaii-ins know how to eat
On planes they take up two seat
They exercise daily
On a ukelele
And rub noses whenever they meet

Order the humuhumunukunukuâpua`a and chips Goudie

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Old 4th May 2012, 23:03   #3197 (permalink)
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Order the humuhumunukunukuâpua`a and chips Goudie
It may sound it, but it's not all that rowdy
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Old 4th May 2012, 23:42   #3198 (permalink)
 
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(even tho its really rather dee....lish)
What an egg and bacon quiche?
With lots of brown sauce
And black pudding of course
Served up in a large baking dish. (tidying up)
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Order the humuhumunukunukuâpua`a and chips Goudie
It may sound it, but it's not all that rowdy
Should I deep fry it in batter?
If I don't, will it matter?
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Old 5th May 2012, 04:52   #3199 (permalink)
 
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Not to me 'cos I'm just an old foodie
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Old 5th May 2012, 04:55   #3200 (permalink)
 
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All this eye candy is driving me nuts
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