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Old 3rd May 2012, 15:41   #3161 (permalink)
 
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There was a young pilot called Pratt
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Old 3rd May 2012, 16:30   #3162 (permalink)
 
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There was a young pilot called Pratt
For his biplane was rather too fat
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Old 3rd May 2012, 17:53   #3163 (permalink)
 
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One day he ran out of luck
When he got stuck
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Old 3rd May 2012, 17:57   #3164 (permalink)
 
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With the stick full forward, and went splatt !

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Old 3rd May 2012, 18:33   #3165 (permalink)

 
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But another young pilot called Lester
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Old 3rd May 2012, 19:20   #3166 (permalink)
 
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Had a boil that started to fester
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Old 3rd May 2012, 19:54   #3167 (permalink)
 
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But another young pilot called Lester
Had a boil that [had] started to fester
So he gave it a prick,
With a needle - and quick,

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Old 3rd May 2012, 20:22   #3168 (permalink)
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And created a company flight tester

not the type found here on prroon

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Old 4th May 2012, 02:04   #3169 (permalink)
 
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A young lady with magnificent breasts
Seemed to pass all the tests
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Old 4th May 2012, 03:03   #3170 (permalink)
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A young lady with magnificent breasts
Seemed to pass all the tests
For size and formation
She got a standing ovatiion
From the judges, dignitaries and guests
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Old 4th May 2012, 03:06   #3171 (permalink)
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She had indeed a smoking rack
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Old 4th May 2012, 05:21   #3172 (permalink)
 
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Yet I found myself still 'on the slack',
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Old 4th May 2012, 05:40   #3173 (permalink)
 
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She had indeed a smoking rack
Yet I found myself still 'on the slack',
till she started to lick 'em
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Old 4th May 2012, 05:46   #3174 (permalink)

 
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Down a pub in High Wycombe
Where my mates began teasing her crack.
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Old 4th May 2012, 06:37   #3175 (permalink)
 
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The publican said "You can't do that here"
"You'll put people off their beer"
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Old 4th May 2012, 06:54   #3176 (permalink)
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The publican said "You can't do that here"
"You'll put people off their beer"
She said, waving her thong
"I'm sure that you're wrong!"
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Old 4th May 2012, 07:40   #3177 (permalink)
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The landlord (in fishnets) tossed his head
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Old 4th May 2012, 08:01   #3178 (permalink)
 
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and smiled as she took him to bed
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Old 4th May 2012, 08:20   #3179 (permalink)
 
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Then as bold as brass
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Old 4th May 2012, 09:09   #3180 (permalink)
 
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The landlord (in fishnets) tossed his head
and smiled as she took him to bed
Then as bold as brass
He made a pass
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