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Old 3rd May 2012, 00:47   #3141 (permalink)
 
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It's a Justy he must be a trier
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Old 3rd May 2012, 00:52   #3142 (permalink)
 
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I've been reading this thread for a while
and the verses don't half make me smile
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Old 3rd May 2012, 04:05   #3143 (permalink)
 
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I've been reading this thread for a while
and the verses don't half make me smile
well, jump on in, mate
a new voice will be great
but the rhyming is sometimes a trial.


The chickens had gone off the lay
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Old 3rd May 2012, 05:39   #3144 (permalink)
 
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Since they'd found out the cockerel was gay,
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The chickens had gone off the lay
Since they'd found out the cockerel was gay,
That damn big black rooster
Didn't fcuk like he use'ter
And would caress all those cocks every day.
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Old 3rd May 2012, 06:48   #3146 (permalink)
 
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It's such a relief when one 'comes out'
And leaves one's friends in no doubt
That one prefers
Him's to her's
And adopts a very camp pout

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Old 3rd May 2012, 06:49   #3147 (permalink)
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Meanwhile on a Hawaiian beach
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Goudie realises the crumpet's out of reach
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Old 3rd May 2012, 06:55   #3149 (permalink)
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The tempting eye candy
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Old 3rd May 2012, 07:06   #3150 (permalink)

 
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Is making him randy
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Meanwhile on a Hawaiian beach
Goudie realises the crumpet's out of reach
The tempting eye candy
Is making him randy
Is there nothing experience can teach?
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With a couple of large coconuts
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Old 3rd May 2012, 08:22   #3152 (permalink)
 
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I enticed some young ladies from their huts,
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Old 3rd May 2012, 08:40   #3153 (permalink)
 
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I gave each one a lei *,

*lei - 'decorative neck garland'
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Old 3rd May 2012, 10:26   #3154 (permalink)
 
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With a couple of large coconuts
I enticed some young ladies from their huts,
I gave each one a lei *,
Me got a kick I know why.
One should never have touched their butts.

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Their arrows had landed mid roundel.
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A ton eighty'd been scored - what a scoundrel!
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In his natty green tights.....
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Old 3rd May 2012, 11:51   #3157 (permalink)
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He caressed their flights
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But never got near to their mounds - well !
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Old 3rd May 2012, 14:02   #3159 (permalink)
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With the girls he liked to play snooker
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Old 3rd May 2012, 15:26   #3160 (permalink)
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With the girls he liked to play snooker
Before long, he'd move on to euchre
Then upping the ante
He'd go for the panty
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