3rd May 2012, 00:47
#3141 (permalink )
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It's a Justy he must be a trier
3rd May 2012, 00:52
#3142 (permalink )
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I've been reading this thread for a while and the verses don't half make me smile
3rd May 2012, 04:05
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Location: North Queensland, Australia
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I've been reading this thread for a while and the verses don't half make me smile well, jump on in, mate a new voice will be great but the rhyming is sometimes a trial.
The chickens had gone off the lay
3rd May 2012, 05:39
#3144 (permalink )
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Since they'd found out the cockerel was gay,
3rd May 2012, 06:00
#3145 (permalink )
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The chickens had gone off the lay Since they'd found out the cockerel was gay, That damn big black rooster Didn't fcuk like he use'ter And would caress all those cocks every day.
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3rd May 2012, 06:48
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It's such a relief when one 'comes out' And leaves one's friends in no doubt That one prefers Him's to her's And adopts a very camp pout
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3rd May 2012, 06:49
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Meanwhile on a Hawaiian beach
3rd May 2012, 06:54
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Goudie realises the crumpet's out of reach
3rd May 2012, 06:55
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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The tempting eye candy
3rd May 2012, 07:06
#3150 (permalink )
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Is making him randy
3rd May 2012, 07:52
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Meanwhile on a Hawaiian beach Goudie realises the crumpet's out of reach The tempting eye candy Is making him randy Is there nothing experience can teach?
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3rd May 2012, 08:22
#3152 (permalink )
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I enticed some young ladies from their huts,
3rd May 2012, 08:40
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I gave each one a lei *,
*lei - 'decorative neck garland'
3rd May 2012, 10:26
#3154 (permalink )
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With a couple of large coconuts I enticed some young ladies from their huts, I gave each one a lei *, Me got a kick I know why. One should never have touched their butts.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- Their arrows had landed mid roundel.
3rd May 2012, 11:21
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A ton eighty'd been scored - what a scoundrel!
3rd May 2012, 11:30
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In his natty green tights.....
3rd May 2012, 11:51
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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He caressed their flights
3rd May 2012, 12:07
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But never got near to their mounds - well !
3rd May 2012, 14:02
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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With the girls he liked to play snooker
3rd May 2012, 15:26
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Location: Orstralia
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With the girls he liked to play snooker Before long, he'd move on to euchre Then upping the ante He'd go for the panty
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