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Old 2nd May 2012, 08:22   #3121 (permalink)
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I've been given a nice hawaiian shirt
Though I was hoping for a pretty grass skirt
And a new hula hoop
From the rest of the troop
And a roast pig, that wouldn't hurt.
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Old 2nd May 2012, 11:27   #3122 (permalink)
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There was an old nympho from Munich,








[see JB post today]
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Old 2nd May 2012, 11:40   #3123 (permalink)
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There was an old nympho from Munich,
With 'Open all hours' inscribed on her tunic
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Old 2nd May 2012, 12:09   #3124 (permalink)
 
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There was an old nympho from Munich,
With 'Open all hours' inscribed on her tunic
She invited men in
For a week of sin
Listening to limericks pprunic.
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While she charmed them with her wit and rhyme
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Old 2nd May 2012, 12:20   #3125 (permalink)
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And certainly filled in the time
But it was the tricks with her cooze,
Upon liberal applications of booze,
That had them clutching their todgers in line

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She went on in the medical trade
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Old 2nd May 2012, 12:23   #3126 (permalink)
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Doing things that the Bible forbade
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Old 2nd May 2012, 12:33   #3127 (permalink)
 
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She'd covet an ox,
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Old 2nd May 2012, 12:58   #3128 (permalink)


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and her neighbours fine cox

(couldn't type that correctly, not allowed. lol)
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Old 2nd May 2012, 15:18   #3129 (permalink)
 
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Like you've seen in the film (Episode One) of "Blade"
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Old 2nd May 2012, 16:27   #3130 (permalink)
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Her downfall was tragic but quick
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Old 2nd May 2012, 16:57   #3131 (permalink)
 
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Her downfall was tragic but quick
As one'd expect from her flirtation with Dick
For "Dead-Eye" by name
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Old 2nd May 2012, 17:09   #3132 (permalink)
 
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He yelled out when she came,
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Old 2nd May 2012, 17:15   #3133 (permalink)
 
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"Mexican Pete, come and pull out my stick !"

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Old 2nd May 2012, 19:07   #3134 (permalink)
 
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One must be terribly brave
When being used as a sex slave
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Old 2nd May 2012, 20:01   #3135 (permalink)

 
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Forever chained to the bed
Just to fcuk and give head,
As Nature intends she behave. (now don't cause another time-stamp embuggerment of me post Goudie!)
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Old 2nd May 2012, 20:48   #3136 (permalink)
 
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Molestation from a beautiful lass
Has not been my fate, alack alass
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Old 2nd May 2012, 22:04   #3137 (permalink)
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But the vicar one day...
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Old 2nd May 2012, 22:52   #3138 (permalink)
 
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Molestation from a beautiful lass
Has not been my fate, alack alass
'til the vicar one day...
said "My boy, let us pray"
and since then,
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Old 2nd May 2012, 23:03   #3139 (permalink)
 
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Molestation from a beautiful lass
Has not been my fate, alack alass
'til the vicar one day...
said "My boy, let us pray"
and since then, he's been riding my ass. (just tidying up)
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He said I could sing in the choir
If I would fulfil his desire
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Old 3rd May 2012, 00:37   #3140 (permalink)
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All he wanted to do
Was drift my Subaru,
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