2nd May 2012, 08:22
#3121 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Orstralia
Posts: 274
I've been given a nice hawaiian shirt Though I was hoping for a pretty grass skirt And a new hula hoop From the rest of the troop And a roast pig, that wouldn't hurt.
2nd May 2012, 11:27
#3122 (permalink )
Blame My Parrot
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somerdorset, UK
Age: 58
Posts: 225
There was an old nympho from Munich,
[see JB post today]
2nd May 2012, 11:40
#3123 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Orstralia
Posts: 274
There was an old nympho from Munich, With 'Open all hours' inscribed on her tunic
2nd May 2012, 12:09
#3124 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 93
There was an old nympho from Munich, With 'Open all hours' inscribed on her tunic She invited men in For a week of sin Listening to limericks pprunic.
========================== While she charmed them with her wit and rhyme
2nd May 2012, 12:20
#3125 (permalink )
Silly Old Git
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: saiba spes
Posts: 3,739
And certainly filled in the time But it was the tricks with her cooze, Upon liberal applications of booze, That had them clutching their todgers in line
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She went on in the medical trade
2nd May 2012, 12:23
#3126 (permalink )
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 49
Posts: 3,152
Doing things that the Bible forbade
2nd May 2012, 12:33
#3127 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 305
She'd covet an ox,
2nd May 2012, 12:58
#3128 (permalink )
Probationary PPRuNer
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: suffolk
Age: 46
Posts: 2
and her neighbours fine cox
(couldn't type that correctly, not allowed. lol)
2nd May 2012, 15:18
#3129 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Somewhere between E17487 and F75775
Posts: 514
Like you've seen in the film (Episode One) of "Blade"
2nd May 2012, 16:27
#3130 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Orstralia
Posts: 274
Her downfall was tragic but quick
2nd May 2012, 16:57
#3131 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Somewhere between E17487 and F75775
Posts: 514
Her downfall was tragic but quick As one'd expect from her flirtation with Dick For "Dead-Eye" by name
2nd May 2012, 17:09
#3132 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 305
He yelled out when she came,
2nd May 2012, 17:15
#3133 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Somewhere between E17487 and F75775
Posts: 514
"Mexican Pete, come and pull out my stick !"
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2nd May 2012, 19:07
#3134 (permalink )
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
One must be terribly brave When being used as a sex slave
2nd May 2012, 20:01
#3135 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 1998
Location: Formerly of Nam
Posts: 1,597
Forever chained to the bed
Just to fcuk and give head,
As Nature intends she behave.
(now don't cause another time-stamp embuggerment of me post Goudie!)
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2nd May 2012, 20:48
#3136 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Somewhere between E17487 and F75775
Posts: 514
Molestation from a beautiful lass Has not been my fate, alack alass
2nd May 2012, 22:04
#3137 (permalink )
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 49
Posts: 3,152
But the vicar one day...
2nd May 2012, 22:52
#3138 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: North Queensland, Australia
Posts: 1,914
Molestation from a beautiful lass Has not been my fate, alack alass
'til the vicar one day... said "My boy, let us pray" and since then,
2nd May 2012, 23:03
#3139 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 93
Molestation from a beautiful lass Has not been my fate, alack alass
'til the vicar one day... said "My boy, let us pray" and since then, he's been riding my ass. (just tidying up)
========================== He said I could sing in the choir If I would fulfil his desire
3rd May 2012, 00:37
#3140 (permalink )
Silly Old Git
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: saiba spes
Posts: 3,739
All he wanted to do Was drift my Subaru,
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