Limerick Thread

[Arm out the window]

If things seemed to be going well
His car turned into a hotel
But when they went bad
And this is so sad,
he'd run into Archbisop George Pell.

The Archbishop would quickly run away,
saying "You didn't see me, OK?"

[Hydromet]

The Archbishop would quickly run away,
saying "You didn't see me, OK?"
"And that young choir boy
Who brought me such joy"

[Arm out the window]

The Archbishop would quickly run away,
saying "You didn't see me, OK?"
"And that young choir boy
Who brought me such joy
well, we were just playing croquet."

His ball-whacking skills were divine

[1859sqn]

"and we had such a wonderful time"

[treadigraph]

With my mallet I drove...

[OFSO]

it home, and I clove

[Hobo]

His ball-whacking skills were divine
"and we had such a wonderful time"
With my mallet I drove...
it home, and I clove
His wife's camel toe - she was mine!

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Two days prior to the Council elections,

[tinpis]

The ladies were baking all kinds of confections,

What event would you like for yer next Oz crawl Hobo? Yer done with floods int yer? How about an Indian uprising?

[OFSO]

Two days prior to the Council elections,
The ladies were baking all kinds of confections,
Fresh bread rolls with some moisture
Went so well with raw oyster
And gave the mayor a ginormous erection

[LordGrumpy]

We are on the first of May.
Goudie has gone away.
Is he playing beach sports
in Hawaiian bold shorts
Or eating Lobster and Cray?

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Cover those knobbly knees.

[treadigraph]

I beg you, Goudie, do please

[Hydromet]

Cover those knobbly knees
I beg you, Goudie, do please
And it's not the done thing
To let it all swing
In the breeze. If you do, it'll freeze.
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The dress code for formal balls

[treadigraph]

A dicky bow answers the calls

[goudie]

And a dead cert
Is a smart stiff shirt

[tinpis]

soon wine sodden from many pratt falls
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The WO2 Sandy Sanderson.
Came dressed as Pamela Anderson,

[Arm out the window]

The WO2 Sandy Sanderson.
Came dressed as Pamela Anderson,
his drunken mates roused
at the sight of his blouse
shouting "Drop 'em and give us a gander, son!"


His fake boobs were so realistic

[Slasher]

They used 'em as hills for a Scalextric.
As they neared one nipple
A car did it cripple
Then he squeezed 'em and sent it ballistic.
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[goudie]

I've been given a nice hawaiian shirt
Though I was hoping for a pretty grass skirt


Whadido?

[treadigraph]

And a new hula hoop

[Hydromet]

I've been given a nice hawaiian shirt
Though I was hoping for a pretty grass skirt
And a new hula hoop
From the rest of the troop

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