Limerick Thread

[treadigraph]

She was always having a ball!


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As a woman, she ticked all the boxes

[Hydromet]

As a woman, she ticked all the boxes
'Cause she liked to tweak the blokes cockses

[OFSO]

As a woman, she ticked all the boxes
'Cause she liked to tweak the blokes cockses
And when she'd done that
She blew bubbles with her tw*t

[Arm out the window]

As a woman, she ticked all the boxes
'Cause she liked to tweak the blokes cockses
And when she'd done that
She blew bubbles with her tw*t
which when popped, spread all manner of poxes.


But apart from all that, she was sweet

[goudie]

But apart from all that, she was sweet
And for a dollar she'd massage yer feet

[OFSO]

But apart from all that, she was sweet
And for a dollar she'd massage yer feet
And for fifty cents more

[Hobo]

She would slam the front door,
On both of yer nuts, and yer meat.

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Thus constrained, with a long feather duster,

[goudie]

Thus constrained, with a long feather duster,
She tickled me balls faster and faster

[Slasher]

Thus constrained, with a long feather duster,
She tickled me balls faster and faster
I had barred-up no less
And made a sloppy cum mess
On my feet - which did make me fluster.
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As I cleaned up the sludge from my feet
She said "Of this I am going to Twee-t".

[OFSO]

As I cleaned up the sludge from my feet
She said "Of this I am going to Twee-t.
For the state of this floor

[treadigraph]

I will simply ignore

[Hydromet]

As I cleaned up the sludge from my feet
She said "Of this I am going to Twee-t.
For the state of this floor
I will simply ignore
But you'll need to treat that gleet.
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You should always look after your health

[treadigraph]

Assuming that you have the wealth

[Hobo]

Keep off burgers, white bread,

[goudie]

Secret fry-ups in yer shed

[Arm out the window]

You should always look after your health
Assuming that you have the wealth
Keep off burgers, white bread,
Secret fry-ups in yer shed,
conduct them with absolute stealth.


I opened my third breakfast beer

[Hydromet]

I opened my third breakfast beer
A steak sandwich in each, I hear
It's better than cereal

[treadigraph]

Or diseases venereal

[OFSO]

Or getting panicked by the Daily Mail, in fear

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For there's always a new scare 'bout food,
beer, tea, coffee or ladies quite rude

[Hobo]

At my last 'kitchen supper',
As I worked a length up 'er,

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