Though the day started off rather slow My wife (it was) who urged me to go Out of the door Though I wasn't quite sure, Where to start, my wild oats, to sow.
One of the benefits of being divorced, Along with being bootless, and un-horsed And having no pot to piss in And one's Purdey's being missing Is one feels utterly utterly lorst
But around each bend in the road As his series of porn flick clips showed, Is a bird with a pout, When you kiss her, no doubt She'll quickly turn into a toad.
======================== She promised she'd never been kissed
And lose count of how much we've sunk
------------------------------------------ Brewers droop makes one look a fool As she surveys yer useless tool She says ''we'll do it later Meanwhile I'll use my vibrator''
Brewers droop makes one look a fool As she surveys yer useless tool She says ''we'll do it later Meanwhile I'll use my vibrator''
"Not something I do as a rule."
===================== It ran off twenty-four volts Not vibration so much as jolts
Last years shorts, I've just found, are too tight, They've just give me right nut a sharp bite, Yer'll need some more baggy If yer scrote's a bit saggy
Been out all day in the garden Hobo, must've been 70deg
Last years shorts, I've just found, are too tight, They've just give me right nut a sharp bite, Yer'll need some more baggy If yer scrote's a bit saggy Or your ar*e hairs will shrivel up in a fright
