Limerick Thread

[tinpis]

The old ladies started crying
They thought they were dying

[OFSO]

They lay there and clutched at the ground

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In a sauna it's not nice to break wind
The heat and humidity makes it a sin

[tinpis]

And one really jumps
When fart comes in lumps

[OFSO]

In a sauna it's not nice to break wind
The heat and humidity makes it a sin
And one really jumps
When fart comes in lumps
Whish is why in the corner, is a tin


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It's emptied each week if it's full

[Hobo]

By wee Pooh-Pong-McPlop from South Poole,

[treadigraph]

He comes round with his bucket

[OFSO]

looks in, says "oh, f*ck it !"
And empties it with a long tool

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When doing a lifetime of porridge
You'll want not to serve it in Norwich

[treadigraph]

As prison grub there

[tinpis]

Is mostly jugged hare

[Hobo]

Or anything else you can forage.

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With porridge, not many words rhyme,

[OFSO]

With porridge, not many words rhyme,
So searching the dictionary takes lots of time

[Arm out the window]

With porridge, not many words rhyme,
So searching the dictionary takes lots of time
the same goes for 'orange',

[treadigraph]

But there might be a word foringe

[goudie]

With porridge, not many words rhyme,
So searching the dictionary takes lots of time
the same goes for 'orange',
Except Ange or flange

[Arm out the window]

With porridge, not many words rhyme,
So searching the dictionary takes lots of time
the same goes for 'orange',
But there might be a word foringe
in which case, carry on, we're all fine.

With porridge, not many words rhyme,
So searching the dictionary takes lots of time
the same goes for 'orange',
Except Ange or flange
or even Ange's flange, which is prime.

Oi, show us your flange Ange, I cried

[treadigraph]

So she did and then, yes, we tried

[OFSO]

A three-sixteenths sprocket
To which she said "focket it !"

[Hobo]

Then I planked her - and subsequently lied.

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She was grim but incredibly grateful,

[OFSO]

She was grim but incredibly grateful
As from my tagliatella, she gobbled up a plateful
With much grated cheese

[Hobo]

On my nob and both knees,
I'm afraid I said something quite hateful.

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