Limerick Thread - Page 109

goudie · 10th Mar 2012, 19:48

She thought that she might need some lube
Squirted straight from the tube

treadigraph · 10th Mar 2012, 21:45

As I'm quite naughty
I used WD40

LordGrumpy · 10th Mar 2012, 21:59

She thought that she might need some lube
Squirted straight from the tube
As I'm quite naughty
I used WD40
Painful shaped as a cube.

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A ha: three hundred thousand volts.

RJM · 11th Mar 2012, 03:36

Should be enough for one or two jolts

Hobo · 11th Mar 2012, 06:11

And the monster to rise,
To start chafing some thighs,

treadigraph · 11th Mar 2012, 08:44

With the aid of a couple of bolts

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As they connected me up to the mains

Arm out the window · 11th Mar 2012, 09:02

As they connected me up to the mains
I turned to my old buddy Brains,

treadigraph · 11th Mar 2012, 09:33

He said "Gee, Mr Tracey"
"You need Kevin Spacey"

tinpis · 11th Mar 2012, 10:17

His Kaiser Sose certainly entertains

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The usual suspects have all been in here

Hobo · 11th Mar 2012, 11:08

The usual suspects have all been in here
Said Sue George, as she wiped herself clear,

RJM · 11th Mar 2012, 13:12

The usual suspects have all been in here
Said Sue George, as she wiped herself clear,
Ms George what a honey

goudie · 11th Mar 2012, 17:15

The usual suspects have all been in here
Said Sue George, as she wiped herself clear,
Ms George what a honey
She's right on the money
But I cannot afford her I fear

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Yer can't beat a grateful old slapper

Hydromet · 11th Mar 2012, 21:07

Yer can't beat a grateful old slapper
If you're a chap who, like me, is quite dapper
They don't yell, swell or tell
And they're grateful as hell

Hobo · 11th Mar 2012, 21:12

And don't grouse when you skid mark the crapper.

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I oft feel, post a really good motion,

Arm out the window · 11th Mar 2012, 22:14

I oft feel, post a really good motion,
that the product is fit for promotion

treadigraph · 11th Mar 2012, 23:08

Flushed with success

LordGrumpy · 11th Mar 2012, 23:14

I oft feel, post a really good motion,
that the product is fit for promotion.
But the contents smells.
Made by witches with spells.
An untested or proven potion.

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I oft feel, post a really good motion,
that the product is fit for promotion
Flushed with success.
She gave her address.
I have to swim an ocean
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It started with a terrible itch.

RJM · 12th Mar 2012, 00:24

It started with a terrible itch
To become fantastically, disgustingly rich

Arm out the window · 12th Mar 2012, 01:38

It started with a terrible itch
To become fantastically, disgustingly rich
Robbing banks was too chancy

Hydromet · 12th Mar 2012, 02:06

It started with a terrible itch
To become fantastically, disgustingly rich
Robbing banks was too chancy
But sometimes I fancy
Taking up with a filthy rich bitch.
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I aspire to a life of pleasure
With wenches to look after my pleasure

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