Limerick Thread

[Mandyflyme]

Please clean my runway said Mandy
With that wax strip, you'll find lying handy,
I want a Brazillian,
That's one in a million,
And makes me feel very randy





The girls in the beach volleyball team

[OFSO]

The girls in the beach volleyball team
Fed Friday nights on strawberries and cream
But on the Monday

[RJM]

The girls in the beach volleyball team
Fed Friday nights on strawberries and cream
But on the Monday
It was chocolate sundae





It's been a while since we've had a lady limericker, assuming of course...

[treadigraph]

Followed by a consomme of bream


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The chef was in a towering rage

[OFSO]

The chef was in a towering rage
When he read the menu, and turned the page

[treadigraph]

What he expected to be
explicitly page three

[OFSO]

Was a receipe for steak & onions - with sage

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Mrs OFSO made pancakes for tea
I tried not to be greedy, but had three

[Hobo]

Which is more than enough,
Than required for a guff,
Of prizewinning proportions, for me.

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In his innards, the pressure was rising,

[RJM]

In his innards, the pressure was rising,
Instead of beer it was wallpaper sizing

[treadigraph]

With a mixture too rich

[Hydromet]

In his innards, the pressure was rising,
Instead of beer it was wallpaper sizing
With a mixture too rich
He had a problem which
Didn't take much analysing.
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This abdominal tsunami

[Slasher]

Caused him to go far too barmy.

[treadigraph]

As he careered round the room
Like a deflating balloon

[Arm out the window]

This abdominal tsunami
Caused him to go far too barmy
As he careered round the room
Like a deflating balloon,
he cried "Bloody well feather and tar me!"

He was good with an old pithy oath

[treadigraph]

To be honest, him and me both

[tinpis]

In Copa where they get nice and sandy

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They all Brazilled up for a show
Way down in Rio Degenero






Delicate does not come easy Hobo

[RJM]

They all Brazilled up for a show
Way down in Rio Degenero
There's hardly a hair
In all Buenos Air (es)
And that's just the blokes, don'tcherknow


In Copa where they get nice and sandy
They keep the lotion good and handy
Grit in the tw*t
Is definitely not
Conducive to fun when you're randy

[RJM]

He was good with an old pithy oath
To be honest, him and me both
Had a good line in curses
Learned from our nurses



(my work here is done...)

[Arm out the window]

Good on ya, RJM - it was a tangled web there for a minute!

He was good with an old pithy oath
To be honest, him and me both
Had a good line in curses
Learned from our nurses
to whom only a brave man'd pledge his troth.


Their swearing was worse than a trooper's

[Hobo]

'Cos she smelt like a dozen dead groupers,




..well sorted RJ...I think tins might have been at the 'Darwhine moonshine' again...

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