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much less so when translated into .....
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American, where it appeared that dog's faeces had to be kept on a lead while the dogs had to be placed in plastic bags and...
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deposited .....
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Location: Spain
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without fail into any branch of the Fortescue and Dogsbody Bank, which is particularly well-known for . . .
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the large statue adorning .....
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the foyer of their branch at Knotty Ash, where it is still possible to . . .
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see the deranged diddymen cavorting among....
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the jam jars lined up outside the Jam Butty Mines .....
In case some of the non-natives, and even some native Brits, are not aware, Knotty Ash is a real place NOT a mere figment of Ken Dodd's imagination.
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while down in Somerset, Jack the Treacle Eater was investigating he abandoned treacle mines around Yeovil when he...
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fell into a custard lake and could not get ashore; and all the birds cried fancy that, all the birds cried fancy that, all the birds cried .....
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, but Sod It, thought Paris as she stepped into another crottin du trottoir.......
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"if you can't beat them join them", but what she was really meaning were the immortal words from Boy George :" if you can't sod them, beat them" uttered just before he went down for...
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a test drive ...
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on his unwilling rent boy..
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Location: Florida
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who immediately began singing I Will Always Luv U
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U nder two foot putts......
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on the green, green grass of me favourite golf course, although he would probably much prefer to be . . .
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safely in the clubhouse boasting to all and sundry about ....
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size.......but all this thinking was giving Paris a headache, so she took a couple of vodka and cokes (whch she'd heard was a good combination) and curled up in bed with the chihuahua while she tried to work out how she was supposed to snort a brown liquid...
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whilst others wondered where this was all heading and speculated that it might be time .....
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