#3961 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Garden of England
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to check whether Plod had reached the supermarket yet, so they could engage in protracted discussions of the various goods on display, while he wandered around apparently suffering from earache and talking to himself, getting in everyone's way ...
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Location: london
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, even Howard's....
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Way, and when that nautical soap opera ended, Plod got into the Oscar-winning stiff-upper-lip movie Howards End, but failed to win any awards other than a CBE (second class) for his restraint in not criticising Helena Bonham Carter's fashion sense during the filming ...
#3964 permalink
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Location: london
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he did however get one of her vixen looks, that have been known to turn lesser men to stone, when he offered to lend her his razor so she could shave her sideburns.....
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Orstralia
Posts: 274
in the early Clint Eastwood 'Dirty Harry' style ...
#3966 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Garden of England
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Posts: 151
though it could have been that she misunderstood his accompanying invitation to "Make my day, punk!" as he pointed the Magnum razor at her ...
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Chelsea .....
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Orstralia
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Bun. an indication of how deluded he had become since the Mexicans ...
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first added .....
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Location: 1/2 a mile to the right of 14 top end of Yeadon
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chilli peppers...
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tomatoes, chocolate .....
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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and a sprinkling of 'magic mushrooms' to add a little more spice to the coils and dried fruits of the buns ...
#3973 permalink
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Location: london
Posts: 415
, to say the recipe was purgative, was an understatement.....
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#3974 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2001
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as a mere sliver .....
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Garden of England
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Posts: 151
had the most disconcerting effect on the digestive system, sufficient to cause ...
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The Burrow, N53:48:02 W1:48:57, The Tin Tent - EGBS, EGBO
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serious consternation .....
#3977 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Garden of England
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Posts: 151
to the consumer's constitution, although any chronic constipation concerns could be confidently contra-indicated ...
#3978 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: 1/2 a mile to the right of 14 top end of Yeadon
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if so a purchase of half a dozen curries and ten pints of lager should be enough to....
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Orstralia
Posts: 274
prove to your date (your female companion, that is) that ...
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: london
Posts: 415
the spare bedroom is the place for you.....
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