#3381 permalink
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vigorous and energetic but flatulent, so Plod decided it would be advisable to give it a while before welcoming her with a squeeze ...
#3382 permalink
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Location: Kent UK
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box that he'd made from various bits of....
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Posts: 2,002
his rhino horn
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#3384 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Orstralia
Posts: 274
but Plod was having none of it.
#3385 permalink
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smoke it later
#3386 permalink
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Location: N. Spain
Age: 69
Posts: 892
when I can think more clearly after you've stopped trying to hide that horn in your....
#3387 permalink
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Location: Kent UK
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Posts: 61
trousers, in an effort to attract the laydees, who may think....
#3388 permalink
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Location: Orstralia
Posts: 274
and some of whom may not, but nevertheless...
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Location: London
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...the idea of thinking,as an activity, is actually quite attractive. The problem from Plod's point of view was that......
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Gladys - when he woke from his sleep - really was a lady rhino bearing down on him at speed, a rhino who had been adopted and hand reared by the cannibals in memory of the nice-tasting lady they'd eaten
#3391 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: N. Spain
Age: 69
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who gave them all a dose of the squirts like you've never seen, resulting in....
#3392 permalink
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Location: Kent UK
Age: 63
Posts: 61
a temporary overloading of the local sewage pumping station, which caused....
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Location: down under
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Posts: 208
an emergency meeting of the War Office who after due deliberation ....
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ordered the 2nd Latrine Regiment to be dispatched immediately to......
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Location: Kent UK
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Posts: 61
report for duty with their sink plungers at the slope arms position....
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Location: London
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...which they naturally refused to do as to-day is a day for thinking, and not a day for.....
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de-stinking .....
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Location: London
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...unlike the other day when....
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recharging the muckspreader for .....
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conversion into an on-field version of the Daily Mail ........
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