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one with a similar sounding name and of an adult nature starring the delectable Jane and her...
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Location: N. Spain
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by now, very well exercised banana and accompanied by Cheetah on the....
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ukulele, having been inspired by watching Tiny Tim and thinking (as chimpanzees do) 'I could do that, if he can' and starting to pluck enthusiastically ...
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his eyebrows .....
#3125 permalink
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Location: London
Posts: 1,066
....with his recently acquired 1922 Enclyclopaedia Britannica, although he found that once he closed one of the books over the eyebrow, the hard pull back did not seem to have the required effect, rather it was....
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more than likely to give him .....
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Location: Garden of England
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a monobrow, a black eye and a bruised nose, thereby demonstrating that the rather alarming Doctor's cure for ganglion cysts, by thumping them with a heavy book, is better carried out only by an expert ...
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camel driver from .....
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Location: Kent UK
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The Dagenham area, where....
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they had the old "two brick" trick down to a fine art....
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meanwhile Cheetah had retrieved his water melon.and looking for relief had created a hole in it and inserted his
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spoon then very carefully scooped .....
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the NoW reporter by .....
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photographing a near-naked Jane
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look-a-like standing on the corner .....
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Location: Australia
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and who should walk around said corner but the on-duty Plod who drew breath and asked Jane..
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what she was doing holding Cheetah's cucumber
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and banana sandwich .....
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Location: Australia
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"Why hello big boy, I've been waiting for you" replied the husky Jane to which Plod responded open-mouthed...
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Location: london
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by reaching for his handcuffs....
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