PPRuNe Forums


Jet Blast Topics that don't fit the other forums. Rules of Engagement apply.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 22nd Feb 2017, 21:50   #9641 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Darkest Surrey
Posts: 4,686
Apparently they have appointed a Dick in charge of the Metropolitan Police Service in London.................. oh I wish that was a joke.
racedo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 22nd Feb 2017, 23:35   #9642 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Near Stalyvegas
Age: 71
Posts: 2,026
Good job that she's not called Ophelia.....
chiglet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 00:11   #9643 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Florida
Posts: 4,577
Quote:
Don't you mean he fell into a "baler"
don't ruin a good joke most of us city folk don't know what a "baler' is
lomapaseo is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 02:12   #9644 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MIA
Posts: 211
Ah yes! Only one stacking tons of hay bales would probably know.
OldCessna is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 02:55   #9645 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 42
Quote:
Originally Posted by OldCessna View Post
Don't you mean he fell into a "baler"
No if he fell into a baler he would already be baled. In a combine he will be spit out as straw so can be baled tomorrow.

As you were
500ft is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 07:47   #9646 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Wild West Yorkshire
Age: 55
Posts: 0
Quote:
In a combine he will be spit out as straw so can be baled tomorrow.
So he was reaped as well - crime doesn't pay!
Random SLF is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 07:53   #9647 (permalink)
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 53
Posts: 3,994
"As ye sow so shall ye reap". Always thought that was a bit of a crop saying...
treadigraph is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 08:38   #9648 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Currently within the EU
Posts: 304
Another straw man - very common in JB discussions.
Sallyann1234 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 09:30   #9649 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: A proton gradient.
Posts: 61
Its one field we specialise in.
Takan Inchovit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 09:34   #9650 (permalink)
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 53
Posts: 3,994
And it's a growing market...
treadigraph is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 10:38   #9651 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Back in the real world....
Posts: 2,619
it's getting quite Common.....
LowNSlow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 10:45   #9652 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Japan
Posts: 227
Groan, another ugly spat on PPRuNe.
jolihokistix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 11:26   #9653 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Wild West Yorkshire
Age: 55
Posts: 0
Quote:
Groan, another ugly spat on PPRuNe.
A bit harsh, though there is a grain of truth in it...
Random SLF is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 11:46   #9654 (permalink)
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 53
Posts: 3,994
These are barley jokes, just corny puns...
treadigraph is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 11:58   #9655 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Wild West Yorkshire
Age: 55
Posts: 0
Tell us a better one, we're all ears...
Random SLF is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 13:24   #9656 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: last time I looked I was still here.
Posts: 3,523
Please desist: 'ear, 'ear, that was the last straw.

Tune into 'Tim Vine' on u-tube for many more.
RAT 5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 14:31   #9657 (permalink)

Plastic PPRuNer
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Cape Town
Posts: 1,802
I've seen what happens when people fall into combine harvesters - makes for a rather wet and messy bale

Mac
Mac the Knife is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23rd Feb 2017, 15:28   #9658 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 5909N 00238W (IATA: SOY, ICAO: EGER)
Age: 73
Posts: 621
One for Wile E Coyote fans

ricardian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24th Feb 2017, 00:19   #9659 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 5909N 00238W (IATA: SOY, ICAO: EGER)
Age: 73
Posts: 621
Perhaps his parents had a weird sense of humour?


ricardian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24th Feb 2017, 00:30   #9660 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: California
Posts: 275
There used to be a listing in the local phone book at a city I lived in; Kate Forni....
f
fleigle is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT. The time now is 21:35.


1996-2012 The Professional Pilots Rumour Network

SEO by vBSEO 3.6.1