Do Seagulls Have Ears?

hval · 5th Nov 2011, 11:15

Whilst standing painting a door frame this morning (and singing that damn song, Slasher) the Mrs got up from bed, came out the bedroom and said to me "Do seagulls have ears?"

I just cracked up. Told her "Yes, they look like little rabbits ears".

Got hit for that one.

hval · 5th Nov 2011, 11:23

Mrs has just told me another one. She was texting a friend on her iPhone this morning telling her how we went across to Edinburgh to see some Taiko drummers.

Her friend responded by texting "Did you enjoy it"

My Mrs texted back "Yes, and afterwards we went and had some Peking Duck"

Unfortunately her iPhone changed it to "Yes, and afterwards we went and had some Peking f**k".

Not sure what the friend said next.

visibility3miles · 5th Nov 2011, 13:53

Seagulls with bunny ears:

The Birds in 30 seconds with bunnies.

Penguins are birds too! :-)

March of the Penguins in 30 seconds with bunnies.

SOPS · 5th Nov 2011, 16:58

Bloody Hell..whatever thread we are on Slasher has us all singing that damn song

G-CPTN · 5th Nov 2011, 17:08

Walls have ears - they make them into sausages . . .

hval · 5th Nov 2011, 18:06

@ visibility3miles,

My Mrs. says you are rotten, you are. Had me laughing any way. Thanks.

Still singing Slashers damn song. That's all day long!

G-CPTN, Groan. That humour is as bad as mine.

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