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Silly Old Git
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: saiba spes
Posts: 3,739
Caption anyone??
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: East of LGB
Age: 58
Posts: 449
THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS !!!!!
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Join Date: Aug 1998
Location: Ex-pat Aussie in the UK
Posts: 2,704
"When you said "Can you feel my finger?" - I THOUGHT IT WAS A FINGER!""
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,821
Duntroon...Where the memories last forever!
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Sprucegoose
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hughes Point, where life is great! Was also resident on page 13, but now I'm lost in Cyberspace....
Age: 48
Posts: 3,289
I knew I should'nt have watched 'Point Break'!
#6 permalink
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,821
The instructor just confirmed that he'll have Helmet hair...
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Perth Western Australia
Age: 46
Posts: 305
The instructor to trainee,"Have you ever seen the movie deliverance, in freefall nobody can hear you scream"
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Sunny side up...
Posts: 1,185
Bring out the gymp...
#9 permalink
Join Date: Feb 1998
Location: Formerly of Nam
Posts: 1,597
"Oh christ NOW the intructor tells me he's really a closet poof!"
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Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Netherlands
Age: 64
Posts: 1,606
now I know it wasn't a mistake when he asked if I'd seen "Bareback Mountin' "
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Join Date: Feb 1998
Location: Formerly of Nam
Posts: 1,597
"Oh gawd.... he's showing me how he's gonna toss me todger off on the way down!"
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: stockport uk
Posts: 305
"keep your hands close to your chest mate,or your fingers will fall off. just like mine,see"
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: North Queensland, Australia
Posts: 1,915
"And if I make this signal, it means both our chutes have failed and you should flap your arms really hard."
#14 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South of Old Warden
Age: 76
Posts: 776
''So, remind me again. How long have you been shagging my missus?
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Paid...Persona Grata
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Between BHX and EMA
Age: 67
Posts: 210
"I thought it was strange to get a gift voucher for a jump with a prostitute for my birthday"
#16 permalink
Join Date: May 2003
Location: England
Posts: 169
I'm not ringing her now, I'm a bit busy!
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Perth - Western Australia
Age: 64
Posts: 597
DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY, THAT JUMPED JUST BEFORE US??!!!
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Fit like min?
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 429
"Can you fly this plane?"
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Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering in hyperspace and the FIR
Posts: 8,047
Smithers wasn't unduly worried when told he might get a push in the behind. Until he saw both hands and realised he was still being pushed.....again and again.
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: USA
Posts: 84
"Sign up for our special introductory-jump deal at Brokeback Skydive Academy - where "hang loose" doesn't mean what you thought it meant."
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