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12th Sep 2011, 14:42
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Somewhere between E17487 and F75775
Posts: 521
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She was only the ***'s daughter.....
She was only the electrician's daughter
But she let all the boys take her ohm.....
Any more, chaps ?
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12th Sep 2011, 15:02
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lincolnshire
Posts: 2,096
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She was only the Fishmongers daughter, but she knew how to lay on the slab and Fillet
She was only the Politicians Daughter, but she knew how to fiddle her expenses
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12th Sep 2011, 15:05
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Vaucluse, Provence
Age: 61
Posts: 520
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She was only the street cleaners daughter, but everyone knew she liked a shaft on her brush.
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12th Sep 2011, 15:05
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Edinburgh and 3C
Age: 61
Posts: 149
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He was only the baker's son, but he liked his rolls with honey.
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12th Sep 2011, 15:07
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Edinburgh and 3C
Age: 61
Posts: 149
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She was only the pilot's daughter, but she kept her cockpit clean.
(apols for aviation)
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12th Sep 2011, 15:10
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Hills, CT
Age: 55
Posts: 387
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I know a girl who lives on a hill.
If she won't do it, her sister will.
No, eh?
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12th Sep 2011, 15:19
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: 51.50N 1W (ish)
Posts: 754
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For the geriatric fraternity:
She was only the WOPs daughter, but she didit because her dadadidit
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12th Sep 2011, 15:23
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Dublin
Posts: 562
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She was only the barman's daughter,
But she knew how to hold her licker.
JAS
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12th Sep 2011, 15:27
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Golfers paradise
Age: 53
Posts: 5
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she was only the undertakers daughter, but anyone "cadaver" and she knew how to treat a St!ff
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12th Sep 2011, 15:32
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: The Land of Beer and Chocolate
Age: 45
Posts: 770
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She was only the pet shop owner's daughter
But she knew how to handle a cockatoo
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12th Sep 2011, 15:34
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Cape Town RSA/anywhere they'll have me
Age: 60
Posts: 1,855
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She was only the Captain's daughter, but she knew what do with seamen.
She was only the distiller's daughter, but she could hold her liquor.
She was only the carpenter's daughter, but she was never short of a screw.
She was only the carpenter's daughter, and all the boys had nailed her.
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12th Sep 2011, 16:07
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#12 (permalink)
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: UAE
Posts: 144
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She was only the morse code operators daughter but she da, didit, didit didit.
She was only the harbour masters daughter but, the green slime hung from her piles.
She was only the rowing masters daughter but, she stroked the cox of the crew.
She was only the butchers daughter but, her undercut was dripping.
She was only the parking meter attendants daughter but, she had her slot read once a month.
How many do you want?
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12th Sep 2011, 16:11
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#13 (permalink)
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Cape Town RSA/anywhere they'll have me
Age: 60
Posts: 1,855
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12th Sep 2011, 16:14
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: N. Spain
Age: 69
Posts: 894
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she was only the undertakers daughter, but she loved lying under the sod.
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12th Sep 2011, 16:23
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Paid...Persona Grata
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Between BHX and EMA
Age: 67
Posts: 212
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She was only the pox-doctor's daughter but she went for the men that mattered.
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12th Sep 2011, 16:30
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StandupfortheUlstermen
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Back in the land of the singing aardvarks looking for the escape hatch.....
Age: 42
Posts: 1,212
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She was only a coal miner's daughter, but she loved to go down a big shaft.
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12th Sep 2011, 16:45
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Ich bin ein Prooner.
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Home of the Full Monty.
Posts: 3,227
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She was only a welder's daughter, but she had acetylene legs!
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12th Sep 2011, 16:46
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#18 (permalink)
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Buttonpusher
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Bloody Hell
Age: 54
Posts: 332
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She was only the chemist's daughter but she let Max Factor.
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12th Sep 2011, 17:02
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: England
Posts: 78
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She was only the colonels daughter, but she knew what regiment
She was only the sludge pump manufacturers daughter, but she knew what he sediment (said he meant)
Lid
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12th Sep 2011, 17:05
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Texas
Age: 54
Posts: 2,052
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She was only the helicopter pilot's daughter, but she loved to rotate around the drive shaft.
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