gingernut

Here's mine-twice


Edited to say: Just paste the youtube link straight into the post folks!

Rollingthunder

Slasher

Lyrics (slightly adjusted) -

How many gentle harlots blow
In an English country garden?
I'll tell you now of some of them I know
And those I miss get a surefire hard on.
"Daffodil" and Reagan Foxx
"Meadow Sweet" and Lilly's pox
"Gentle Lupin" and Tall Holly's box
Rose's pube hairs, her blowdrops and cum-in-me-nots
In an English country garden

How many rejects build their homes
In an English country garden?
I'll tell you now of some of them I know
And those I missed I trust you will fart on
Dragon girls and sloths and "shes"
Drunkards falling from the trees
Titties sway in the rude drunken sleaze
There are bums' empty homes
And tiny fugly gnomes
In an English country garden

.......

Wet underfoot and the pubes are thick with soot
In an English country garden
French letters torn and strewn across the lawn
In an English country garden
Littered knickers in the yards
Watford slutties scoring cards
One scraggy has-been peeing through the weeds
For they've all downed tools
While they crap in neighbours pools
In an English country garden.

Ancient Observer

Thank you Mr Slash for that. I enjoyed it.

Why did you pick on poor old Watford? It must be bad enough being Watford, without being picked on as well? Essex would have fitted.

henrybluebottle

Yeah, leave my home town out of it !!

Parapunter

Did you look in your local what's on & it said the nearest entertainment to you is in...Adelaide?

Watford's alright, I used to have a blast in Bojangles way back in the old days.

henrybluebottle

Admittedly it has been 40 years since I was there - I wonder if it's changed at all ?