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Old 20th Mar 2011, 15:20   #1 (permalink)
 
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Jet Blast - the Future of the World

Consider those who make up Jet Blast.

Looked at one way, we have the fanatics who post every day: then, those who are on occasionally (the non-addicts) and those whom we rarely see, but who pop up rarely - and just occasionally start something good such as the Limerick thread....

Then we have the Gread Minds: those who start threads that grow and grow and offer endless entertainment.

And the devoted servants such as the guys who keep the photographic gallery in order.

We have the frivolous and witty; we have the knowledgable; we have the fast-burners; we have those that always present an opposing side, no matter what the subject; and we have the deep-thinkers who ponder and utter words of great wisdom now and then. And finally those with bad-taste, who also contribute.

And the Mods, like border collies, runing round to an unseen whistle and keeping us all in order.

AND WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH THIS VAST POOL OF LEARNING AND WILLINGNESS TO WRITE ? WHY, WE ARE FRITTERING IT AWAY ON SUBJECTS SUCH AS RATS-IN-COCKPITS AND ALLOWANCES FOR CAR FUEL ! BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES !

Gentlemen, I put it to you all that our time has come. Here on these pages, if we glean out the dross and rubbish, we find the answer to all of mankind's problems. Surely we cannot sit back, knowing what's wrong with the world, and how to fix it, and just sigh and exclaim in the manner of some well-known member of the British Royal Family: "it really is appalling" AND DO NOTHING.

Time for the Members of Jet Blast to rise up and commence those steps that will lead to us running the world. Might be best to start with a smallish area run by incompetents and overthrow the Government there before we tackle anything bigger. The Isle of Wight seems a good choice - from there we could invade both England and France, depending on the availability of ferries.

Who is with me ?


(WELL IT IS A BORING SUNDAY AFTERNOON !)
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 15:25   #2 (permalink)
 
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Who is with me ?

I'm probably as mad as you, so why not?

Can I be in charge?
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 15:34   #3 (permalink)
 
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No.

That 'probably' indicates a lack of self-assurance.

Sorry.
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 15:42   #4 (permalink)
 
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Include me out.
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 15:49   #5 (permalink)
 
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Are you really sure that all your spelling and grammar is correct??

Just askin'
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 16:01   #6 (permalink)
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It happened to Lord Lundy then, As happens to so many men: Towards the age of twenty-six, They shoved him into politics; In which profession he commanded The Income that his rank demanded In turn as Secretary for India, the Colonies, and War. But very soon his friends began To doubt is he were quite the man: Thus if a member rose to say (As members do from day to day), "Arising out of that reply . . .!" Lord Lundy would begin to cry. A Hint at harmless little jobs Would shake him with convulsive sobs. While as for Revelations, these Would simply bring him to his knees, And leave him whimpering like a child. It drove his colleagues raving wild! They let him sink from Post to Post, From fifteen hundred at the most To eight, and barely six--and then To be Curator of Big Ben!. . . And finally there came a Threat To oust him from the Cabinet!
The Duke -- his aged grand-sire -- bore The shame till he could bear no more. He rallied his declining powers, Summoned the youth to Brackley Towers, And bitterly addressed him thus-- "Sir! you have disappointed us! We had intended you to be The next Prime Minister but three: The stocks were sold; the Press was squared: The Middle Class was quite prepared. But as it is! . . . My language fails! Go out and govern New South Wales!"
The Aged Patriot groaned and died: And gracious! how Lord Lundy cried!
Hillaire Belloc
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 16:10   #7 (permalink)


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Get a grip man! Have you seen how much they charge on the Isle-of-Wight ferries?
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 16:19   #8 (permalink)

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OFSO, you goin' to need pitchforks and torches? (Proper torches with the burning oily bits on the end, not those fancy electric ones.)

If so, let me know, I've stockpiled a lot.
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 16:21   #9 (permalink)
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Do you also have the hooded apparel, con-pilot?

I think we should be told.
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 16:24   #10 (permalink)
 
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Will it affect my pension?
World domination is not to be taken on lightly, and we may NEED
our pensions if we screw it up.
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 16:33   #11 (permalink)
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We'll need some big parade cars - open ones...
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 16:35   #12 (permalink)

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Do you also have the hooded apparel, con-pilot?
Oh Lord no, might be mistaken for a cone head.

Do have a few tinfoil hats that we stole from Chemtrailers. Now if you need some hooded apparel, let me know and I'll put you in touch with some folks that are in prison, they don't need them anymore and you will be welcomed to them.

Do you have enough crosses? If not you need to build your own. We don't like that sort of thing over here. One reason those folks that had the hooded apparel are in prison.
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 17:00   #13 (permalink)
 
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Probably not EXACTLY in the spirit of this thread, but it is true, as others have noted recently, that Jetblast became one of the best sources of decent information on Japan.

It is almost 100% true that I have never asked a question on these pages without getting at least one worthwhile (and many other more amusing) answers.
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 17:09   #14 (permalink)
 
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Is there going to be marching? I rather like marching.
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 17:12   #15 (permalink)

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Is there going to be marching? I rather like marching.
Marching? Hope not, can't march, bad leg you know.

May I drive a golf cart instead, I can do that?




Tell ya what, if I get to use a golf cart I'll carry a lot beer in it to hand out, how's that?
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 17:17   #16 (permalink)
 
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No, don't fancy marching much myself either.
Get a two seater golf cart con, I'll ride shotgun.
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 17:19   #17 (permalink)
 
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Stormin

Don't worry about the pension! If we screw it up, you won't need. Unless, of course, the Chinese win and charge us for the single 9m/m round at the mass execution.

My question, will the Mods turns us in.

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Old 20th Mar 2011, 17:40   #18 (permalink)

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No, don't fancy marching much myself either.
Get a two seater golf cart con, I'll ride shotgun.
Right then, you've got it. I'll get us a four seater, got to have some place for the topless cheerleaders to ride.

They'll be the ones handing out the beer, our job is to drive and to keep checking that the beer does not go bad.
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As Soon As This Pub Closes
(Alex Glasgow)

I could've done it yesterday
If I hadn't had a cold,
But since I put this pint away
I never felt so Bold.

As soon as this Pub closes,
As soon as this Pub closes,
As soon as this Pub Closes,
The Revolution starts.


We'll shoot the aristocracy,
And confiscate their brass.
Create our own democracy,
Thats truly workin' class

As soon as this Pub closes,
As soon as this Pub closes,
As soon as this Pub Closes,
We'll raise the banner high


We'll fight the nasty racialists
And scrap the colour bar,
All facist dictatorships
And every Commissar.

As soon as this Pub closes,
As soon as this Pub closes,
As soon as this Pub Closes,
We'll man the barricades


So raise your glasses everyone,
Cos every thing is planned.
Each and every mothers son,
Will reach the promised land

As soon as this Pub closes,
As soon as this Pub closes,
As soon as this Pub Closes,
I think I'm going to be sick
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Old 20th Mar 2011, 17:50   #20 (permalink)
 
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rise up and commence those steps

Erm, before we rise up, will you be seeking a UN Resolution?
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