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Old 20th Oct 2010, 09:46   #1 (permalink)
 
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Sperm donatation

BBC News - 'Why sperm donors should be paid more'

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'Why sperm donors should be paid more'
By Laura Witjens National Gamete Donation Trust chairwoman
Incredulous. Jizzing into a bucket and getting paid for it like its some sort of ardous job-of-work? ? Hahahahaha! Only a woman could have come up with that idea.



Well, would you?
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 09:50   #2 (permalink)
 
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Donatation Cheerio?
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 09:51   #3 (permalink)
 
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Can spell, can't type.......

I can knock a quick one off the wrist if you give me a tenner though..
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 09:52   #4 (permalink)
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Come again?
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 09:58   #5 (permalink)
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Are you trying to pull a fast one?
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 10:02   #6 (permalink)
 
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F*ckit! Missed the bucket again!!!
It'll come out of the carpet when it's dried a bit.
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 10:08   #7 (permalink)
 
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I just send in my wifes blue dresses, they all come back spotless.
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 10:43   #8 (permalink)
 
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I hear that a scarecrow walked into the sperm bank and offered a donation.

They refused, stating that he would only be clutching at straws!
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 12:05   #9 (permalink)
 
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Sperm donatation

I hear that out in the country, an obstacle to effective sperm donation on the farm is the barn swallow.
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 12:14   #10 (permalink)

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Jizzing into a bucket
A bucket? at my age, although frequently active( well, until last week ) I thought a shot glass full was good going (or coming)
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10cc were called 10cc for a reason you know...
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 12:17   #12 (permalink)
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an obstacle to effective sperm donation on the farm is the barn swallow
Hence the old country saying "one swallow does not an Ann Summers make".
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 12:24   #13 (permalink)
 
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Well, would you?
Actually, I did. The process was very involved - blood tests, VD checks, quarantine periods, abstinence, psychological interviews etc etc - and took over a year to complete. Perhaps you shouldn't knock it, if you're not prepared to learn what it involves.
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 12:34   #14 (permalink)
 
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Thanks for standing up to be counted Checkboard, respect is due.

However, as Colombo might have said, there is just one thing...Abstinence? Be honest now. Your average male could fill a bath to overflowing in a month, and still fill a test tube with a few more....... And furthermore, surely a couple of pints of beer makes that jug look a whole lot more attractive...

Still not convinced.
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 12:43   #15 (permalink)
 
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It's a medical requirement. Each donation sample may only be given after three days abstinence, to ensure the morphology of the sperm is at its optimum.
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 13:21   #16 (permalink)
 
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You mean they can morph into something else?
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 13:34   #17 (permalink)
 
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You mean they can morph into something else?
So where did you think Politicians, Estate Agents and Traffic Cops came from, then??
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My carpet probably.
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 13:42   #19 (permalink)
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No thanks. I don't need to get served, 20 years later, with summonses for paternity.damages or demands for university tuition from multiple teenagers. Yes, I know that the law currently doesn't permit that, but the law has been changed already (as the article mentions) and could be changed again willy-nilly.
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Old 20th Oct 2010, 13:42   #20 (permalink)

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Sperm donors? Just a bunch of wankers really...
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